It's been a rough week...AKA: If you get offended, you get banned.

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    ...and it makes me want to go rogue moderator and piss in all your corn flakes. ALL OF THEM.

    Who wants points?
     
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    ALL. OF. YOUR. CORN. FLAKES.

    I pee on them.
     
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    I moisten your dreams with....man urine?!

    wont you help?
     
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    It's only Tuesday!
     
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    My week started on February 11th when my phone was stolen. This hell hath continued, and will likely continue till about 3PM CST tomorrow when FedEx shows up to tell me that they still don't have a phone for me. At which point I will cause an epic sinkhole of pain with my mind.
     
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    I've had the worst 2 weeks so far. And like the angry stepfather figure I tend to idolize and worship, I want to take it out on you all till you are cowering in the corner, sobbing uncontrollably, and wetting yourself in anticipation of your next whipping.
     
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    And that wetting of yourself I speak of....I'm going to wring it out of your pants, and right into your cereal bowl. And I'll make you eat every bite and rinse it down with your sweet sweet tears, while I watch on, rapping my open palm with the belt I swiftly pulled from my pants waist when you started acting up.
     
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    But it's only Wednesday!
     
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    Must of been an IPhone.
     
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    LOL, no. My penis only goes in vaginas.
     
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    Those in the know...know to run from this thread. Aegis has already closed her browser.
     
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    not a Taras phone, likely.

    Jason, I hear you, the past week or so has royally sucked.
     
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    Hey hey hey...I have an iPhone....
     
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    I'm surprised he's not here telling me how if it was an iPhone it would have fought off the thief by itself, then walked back to my house in the snow, with a bouquet of rainbow colored carnations sent on behalf of Steve Jobs. Because that is what stolen i-Products do.
     
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    No worries, fella, it's cool. I don't have the same problem with your lifestyle that Jesus does. It just isn't for me.
     
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    to be fair, he only has managed to reveil his new secret identity on here through picture links in his for sale threads. but yes, the iAnti-Theif47,000 supposedly works well
     
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    LOL! I'm about to subscribe to this thread.
     
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    I also heard it ties down the thief and holds back your emo slick-over haircut, while you kick the criminal a couple times.
     
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    You really should, it's only a page or two away from going full retard.
     
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    you forgot that the TurboPlus package (twice the price, but worth it probably) also protects the rec-specs or thick framed glasses in a sticky, white cream while drawing the attention to the local PD by the sounds of a rape whistle and extinct dodo bird.
     
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    I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if there was a rape whistle app.
     
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    Make a post about it, Taras will be notified by Steve Jobs and immediately report back with answers.
     
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    curly2k3, Feb 22, 2011
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    Maybe I could PM him. He could do a video blog about the features of the iPhone to correct me. That's called a "vlog" for those of you that aren't in the know.
     
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    Ites Ben an ruff weak
     
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    I had a scare where I thought I had vlog once...
     
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    Ok, I lol'd.
     
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    It's not rape if she's laughing/you tickle first/ you yell surprise. (*note I am no legal expert, but I'm pretty sure this is right)
     
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    Lmfao.
     
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    jason, you remind me of the honey badger as well.

     
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    ^^^^^
     
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    I need to bust those out again, I haven't worn the good n' plentys in a while
     
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    I think I laughed more watching this than I have all week.
     
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    that's jason, because he doesn't give a ****
     
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    Jason's so nassty!
     
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    How was your phone stolen? Did you leave it somewhere? Or did someone take it out of your pocket?




    How are your cornflakes? lol
     
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    I set it down for a moment in Kohl's. And I dont eat that crap.
     
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    This has gotta stop
     
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    that's what your mom said
     
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    Leaving anything unattended at any large retailer where the dregs of our society can frequent is asking for trouble. In this case, you received.


    I know someone who works in Loss Prevention at the Kohl's over here, and the story's about the trash she deals with are amazing. Well, not so much amazing but just makes you lose more faith in humanity. I didn't think I had any of that faith left after five years in the restaurant industry though.
     
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    That's what I thought after spending the better part of a decade in restaurants (both front and back of the house). Then I went into IT...
     
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    yeah, I didn't care for the food industry either, or retail for that matter.
     
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