Joke - Moral of the story

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  1. TSTRBOY2004
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    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is:
















    Always keep your condoms in your car.......
     
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    haha...awesome!
     
  3. Soupboy
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  4. TSTRBOY2004
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    or the Rodeo *******
     
  5. putz
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    you made me lol....

    BTW you should never keep condoms in your car, they either get to hot or too cold and become inaffective. Also on the same note, condoms in the wallet .... also bad idea. Better to have them in a shirt or jacket pocket,


    a condom that fails is no friend of mine.
     
  6. scoobypwnz201
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    pff who uses condoms....!!





    :laugh:
     
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    I sure as hell will for awhile, after this first kid, I don't need kid #2 creeping up on me. we plan on haveing kid #2 in 2010, and untill it then, I'm wrapping my ****.
     
  8. scoobypwnz201
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    omg i almost fell out of my chair hahahaha
     
  9. TSTRBOY2004
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    other then people who go for manlove... everyone
     
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    ahahah... thats a good one.
     
  12. Soupboy
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    The Turkey Baster/Cake Decorator is my preferred, environmentally conscious method.
     
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    LOL good stuff.
     
  14. 9blackmax6
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    lol that was great!
     
  15. aspiringRexer
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    wait, what OHH