kids who like blue cars with big wings and hood scoops?

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  1. ofspunk7
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    I thought this comment was pretty great. And the image rocks

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    6th Gear: Subaru, which sold a record 263,820 vehicles in the United States last year, aims to boost North American sales nearly one-quarter to 380,000 units in the next five years. But how does Subaru plan on increasing the number of lesbians in the Northeast, rally drivers who aren't paid by Ford and kids who like blue cars with big wings and hood scoops?

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    hmm I think you got the whole story there...

    Oh wait, is Jalopnik calling us kids?
     
  3. pillboy
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    So, lesbians don't like blue cars?
     
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    I think they're OK with blue cars, just not the objectification of hood scoops..
     
  5. xveganxcowboyx
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    Sexy curve or manly bulge?
     
  6. Nuke
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    Or a sexy, curvy, manly buldge....
     
  7. xveganxcowboyx
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    So Subarus are basically the transexuals of cars? Gotcha.
     
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    I thought it was pretty funny... the picture is what sealed the deal for me.
     
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    Picture is great!

    I will say that in the month I have owned my 2011 STi Sedan the only positive comments I have received, of which there have been many, included mostly 4 letter words from the mouths of high schoolers and the very recent graduates and drop outs. Nobody over 20. :) But I love it! I am 30, and I am OK with that.
     
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    ^^^^^I think many of the kids recognize the car from video games and Ken Block videos. I have gotten the peace sign from quite a few kids on bikes.
     
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    is this a pretty old ad or did they just use a old forester in the pic?? and personally as long as im living in MN you will see me running some sort of subie no matter how old i am. but maybe thats becuase of my sexy curves and manly bulge?
     
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    I think you're right.. On the way to Lake Calhoun I stopped at the BP and a bunch of youths were staring at the WRX..
     
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    don't get me wrong, I mean I'm a big fan of Subarus, but I'm an even bigger fan of big blue lesbians with wings!
     
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    I think they are the feature characters in Avatar 2