BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always have and always will! Wife - Have you ever cheated on me? Husband - No! Why are you even asking? Wife - Will you kiss me? Husband - Every chance I get! Wife - Will you hit me? Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Wife - Can I trust you? Husband - Yes. Wife - Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Marriage only fails when the people involved lack patience and dedication. Besides, divorce is easier than working through an issue/issues.(sarcasm=[******/] But this *joke* DOES make me lol.
Because marriage is taken too lightly these days. You're talking about a lifetime commitment of making another persons life easier. A partnership with no limitations. Too many think with divorce being an "out" to rough times, that it is better to just pick up and leave. Divorce should be an absolute LAST option! I don't even consider it an option! Hence the reason why I'm going on 30 and am not married yet. I am waiting for the one that is willing to put as much into our life together as I am. No settling for second best. And if that means a lifetime without a wife, then so be it. I have seen too many relationships go bad. And it's almost always because of one or the other not putting as much effort towards the relationship. I know beforehand(marriage) whether or not someone is more about me or themselves. That's what DATING is for! But it's easy to get that "deer in headlights-thousand yard stare" when your in love and off guard. Marriage is a 50-50 partnership. Anything less than that is unacceptable IMO.
I had an ex tell me that if we got married, then a pre-nup would be expected. To me, that just meant that she could see a possibilty of NOT being with me in the future. Red light. Like I said, marriage=lifetime commitment. "For better or for worse" means that you WILL go through hard times. But you will have eachother to get through it.
