It's also my birthday. Anyone know where I could find a batch of these retards to mock? I think possibly, as part of my birthday that Saturday, I'd like to make fun of irrational morons. And I figure, as long as they are celebrating my birthday by pretending the world is going to end, I might as well be a part of it. If only to insult them and maybe throw stuff at them...or possibly just get a few of those compressed canister air-horns from Walmart and blast them with white noise.
It is also my birthday, and on the off-chance they are right this judgement day thing might really screw it up...
Whatever. If there are mass earthquakes or whatever, at least we can loot some good birthday presents during the ensuing panic