I'm starting the official Baller Club. Those who would like to join must post at least one 'Baller-esque' item showing proof of ownership. Items include expensive cars, watches, houses, boats, etc. I will review your item and give you a member title based on my assessment. Current Members: #1 EtchyLives Gridlocked: Barrelz (of oil) EggRoll: Tranzizta Sista 02blubru: La - Z Skarecrow: Wet Luck-E Soupboy: Shayved Bielke55: Bowlin' B@!!3r Justin: Bimmer B@!!3r Brian Shorten: Action Jackson
Man, I was always jealous of you guys back in Elementary school. Lookin' all "I gotz mad mathumatikul skillz, yo!" Especially since the use of calculators was forbidden. You were SO a rebel!
I have a powerful green lazer that I'm willing to use on test subjects. I will only charge a nominal fee to attempt to give you a Brazilian. I'll bring the green lazer to the meet this afternoon and offer free demonstrations.