Good: (The Rock) Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen. Bad: (Karate Kid1984) Wax on Wax off (Karate Kid 2010) Jacket on Jacket off Now you go...
A couple from Step Brothers Dale: Why are you so sweaty? Brennan: I was watching Cops. And Brennan: I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis
Real Genius 1985, never seen it?? Go rent it.!! Chris Knight: You didn't touch anything, did you? Mitch: No. Chris Knight: Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for "toy." [Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house] Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right now. Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards. [She walks out]
^ Love that flick! Chris Knight is my hero. That character/movie shaped my sense of humor. Chris Knight: Kent puts his name on his license plate. Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear. Chris Knight: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? Chris Knight: Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity. Chris Knight: Don't eat that! Chris' Girl at Party: Why? Chris Knight: Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? [looks down] Chris Knight: Oh, my God! I'm too late! Kent: Uh, I'll catch up with you guys. I have to go to the bathroom. Chris Knight: Okay, Kent, but I don't think that's going to help your confidence any, do you? Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch: No... Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream? Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life? David Decker: She happens to be my daughter. Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have. Darlington Recruiter: You *are* Chris Knight, aren't you? Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
Name the movie: "When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." (Don't cheat)
(No Country for Old Men) Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her. Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn. Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself. (No Country for Old Men) Anton Chigurh: Call it. Gas Station Proprietor: Call it? Anton Chigurh: Yes. Gas Station Proprietor: For what? Anton Chigurh: Just call it. Gas station man----> :eek4::eek4: Me--->:munching:
I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
Fast & the Furious: Dom: I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bull****. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
