My Major Sucks

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  1. EtchyLives
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    For those who don't know, I'm currently a student at the University of MN.

    I started here last Spring and I used Spring Semester and Summer Semester to take a bunch of General classes that I hadn't finished up, yet. During that time I was exposed to the greatness that is the general female population of the U of Mn. Hot women EVERYWHERE. Biology: Hot Women. Algebra: Hot Women. Philosophy: Hot women. Astronomy: Hot women. International Relations: Hot women.

    This semester I'm in all my core classes for my major. 3rd Year Korean, Ancient Chinese History, The Fantastic in East Asian Literature, and Colonial Literature. I can tell you all, in no uncertain terms, that the girls in the Social Sciences (at least, the Asian Social Sciences) are homely. Out of the 200 different people in all of these classes, there are only 3-4 hot women, about 10 passable, and the other 85 are 'meh' at best. I miss International Relations because every day I had to bring a small cup to class to keep all the drool spilling on my desk.

    I pay good money to go to school here. Where's my eye candy?
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    This thread is worthless without pics. Silly n00bs.
     
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    There are no girls worth taking pictures of. That's the whole purpose of the thread. Reading Comprehensiowned.

    And I'm a n00b here to this site, not to Minnesota, the internet, or Subarus.

    kthanxbye.
     
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    lol, i think we will need pics from those gen ed classes... nakeds would be best, but yeah.
     
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    I always wanted to smuggle a camera into my IR class (phone has no camera). Summertime + hot girls = difficulty paying attention.
     
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    you can borrow my cell phone and take some pics for me :) there is no problem there.
     
  7. EtchyLives
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    No more gen eds. Sorry. It's either skinny, flat-faced, no-assed, no-tit asian girls with irritating voices, or the female equivalent to comic-book guy.

    Speaking of which, comic-book guy is in my Colonial Lit class. He's smart. He's fat.
     
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    and he has an odd obsession with batman and/or spiderman?
     
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    I went to century and over on the west side there are a million hot girls. BUT I was on the east side and never had a class over on the west side :(. But I did go in to pay for school and stuff and OMG SOOO MANY! So I feel ya!
     
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    Dunno about that, but this guy has the voice, the mannerisms, the vocabulary, and the body shape of comic book guy. But he can talk some MEAN literature.

    This is my one grad-level class. Usually I feel pretty smart in my classes, but this class makes me feel like I wandered into the lit equivalent of MIT.
     
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    my classes are pretty good for the most part, a hottie sits right next to me in my English class but that class makes me want to fall asleep and die in my dreams, of course, thats the course i have tonight :(
     
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    Thursdays suck for me. I start class on the West Bank, run all the way across campus in 15 minutes to East Bank to sit in an overheated classroom with comic book guy, immediately go upstairs to learn about the fantastic in East Asia (interesting class, but by the end I'm f'ing starving), get an hour to eat and catch up on internets, go watch two hours of Fantastic East Asian Movies, and then run across the street to sit in Korean Class for two more hours desperately trying not to choke the life out of irritating 2nd gen/adopted, ugly, Korean girls. They are SOOOOO f'ing irritating.

    At least I have Friday's off to recover.

    Did I mention there are no hot chicks in class?

    I also haven't found the cool guy to sit next to. Last semester I found a kindred spirit (read: *******) to sit next to and we spent all class quietly making fun of everyone.
     
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    lol, well i guess your days are crappier than mine, however my professor tonight comes to class late, blabs on for almost 4 hours, gives us some BS homework with no direction as to what the heck he wants, what it is, or when its due. i hate the class sooooo much, but the hottie is redeeming, oh and there is an arrogant prick with a late 70's camaro who thinks he is the absolute coolest thing on campus.
     
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    ROFLMAO....don't they all!:laugh:
     
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    dude, he has some crappy american racing knock off wheels with some horrid offset, then he has like OEM mudflaps from like a caviler from some hick town dealer... then to top it all off, he has stock exhaust piping he tosses 45*s on and put chrome tips on to shot them out the sides of the car. i LOL everytime i see the car.
     
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    Mullet?! What shade of red is his neck?:laugh:
     
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    hot co-eds FTW!

    (google that "term" and you'll be happy in the pants again) hahah
     
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    I had the same experience as an econ major in Iowa City. Lower level econ classes and gen eds were overrun with hotties. Once into the higher level econ classes, though, the talent pool dried up in a big, big way.
     
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    Try engineering classes. Very few girls, and all the guys are tools. Buttloads of fun.


    I will say though, mnsu DEFINATELY has way more quality gormet cheese on campus than UMD. Must be soemthing about da northwoods, ya know ;)
     
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    lol reminds me of billy madison :laugh:
     
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    Yeah, try going into the computer science building. I once saw a super hot girl walking through there and some jackass actually said to her, "What are YOU doing in here?"
     
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    hahahaha:laugh:
     
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    ^ LOL. Thats hilarious. I could see that happening.




    They are making me take an Intro to ME down here (dbags!) and there's a few hot little ditzy freshman in the class. I hope they are really good at math, otherwise they are screwed. Like totally. Cause like, math is like, totally hard and stuff.
     
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    Yup, I just started telling people my major was business. :eek:
     
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    Ahh the U of M is full of nice ladies. however it wont last long once the snow flues they all disappear to hot girl camp and wont be back till spring. in my chem 2 class (last gen ed) there must be a 65:35 split of girls to guys.

    As for my major there are only about 10 people in it (between freshman -> super seniors).
     
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    im so dang bored in class as we speak, and the camaro guy is across from me and challenged me to a race. lol
     
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    pwn him
     
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    i should, i posted more about his shennanigans in my thread... so tempting to make him STFU fast... CEL and all, newbs...
     
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    Well, my Korean class had a redeeming quality.

    One of the girls I'd decided was an idiot actually struck up a conversation with me. It turns out that despite the fact that I could literally be her father she's spent some time in Korea in the same areas I had and we actually had a nice conversation.

    Since her Korean skills are much better than mine (she speaks it at home with her mom) I actually have someone to work with (I should be in the 6-7000 level Korean class, not the 3000... but they don't offer that). She's not hot, but at least she's personable and she laughs at my jokes.

    I've stopped talking about cars at school. I just can't withstand any more of that level of ignorance.
     
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    I don't understand this phenomenon...but it happened every year down in Madison. I can't tell you how much I enjoyed that first real warm day in the spring ;)

    I too was an engineer and only spent my time in class on the engineering campus...the rest was spent on the more coed side of campus.
     
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    Francis - your wounds appear self-convicted. What made you think the trim would be overflowing in such a unique major curriculum? Suck it up, get the degree you really want and then follow my mid-life crisis plan - disappear and enroll in Womynz Studeez at Arizona State! Biscuit galore!
     
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    hmmm... still no pics?
     
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    ^ cold an rainy today. girls are at hot girl camp sign up. not hanging around campus today :-(
     
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    Martin, as Etchy says he can not fulfill his duties as a member to take pics, i believe it now is on you.
     
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    ^ perhaps on a day when its not all rainy outside.
     
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    good call. hopefully its hotter than hell for you guys up at that campus :)
     
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    I'm not on Campus, today. Since my son is sick, I'm stuck at home... but he could use some fresh air. The last time I brought him to school it was veritable womyn-storm.

    If anyone would like to rent out my son as bait, I'm not opposed to it. He's a bigger flirt than I am, and doesn't suffer old-man symptoms. $40/hr plus food and diaper changing.
     
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    would it be possible to rent him for only a half an hour? i think that would be long enought to get some women from the campus :)
     
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    $30. Done. You can even borrow the Maclaren stroller. I don't know why, but women seem to all know that stroller. One day in EP Mall, these lovely ladies struck up a conversation with me about my daughter's stroller... British strollers FTW.
     
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    oh nice nice, its a high quality set up i see... now to figure out the best spot to set up camp... has to be heavily populated and dense with horny college girls that love kids :D
     
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    come over to st. thomas. We have plenty of hawt ass here.
     
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    i know some of the girls that go there :)
     
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    Mall Area of the U of Mn. Start at Coffman garage and walk north toward University Avenue. Let him go run. He will go straight to the hottest chick he sees. (I didn't train him, he's a natural). At this point, it's all on you, big boy.
     
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    sounds like a plan... and what is the best time of day for this in that area?
     
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    Dont tell me im reading compre bla bla bla bla you n00b, you mentioned HOT GIRLS many times .... NO WE WANT PICS OR BAN!