Well, it looks like the damage to my WRX has put me in a bit of a predicament (see: Concrete truck>Subaru Impreza). And such, I am forced to find other modes of transport these days. I did find something that is much better by comparison, and it's still black! It's faster, lighter, handles better, and has way better build quality to it than my old Subaru. I'm really happy with it. Here's some pics so you can see what awesome looks like:
Yeah, it's an "F". It stands for "F"-ing "F"ast. Don't even try me, readymix, it's too much car for you.
I'll race you for pinks. And I don't mean the pink invoice Enterprise gives you when you drive off the lot.
...you'd have no idea what you're getting yourself into. Did you see the emblem in the grill? It's a CHEVY! Do you know what that means? It means it's FAST without any mods at all! You little Jappo-car-drivers wouldn't know what a real car is like anyway, it's not even the same league.
Let me guess, it's a 4 speed slush box too, or does that thing have room for 4 gears? I'm not skurred. I'll be in Rochester on Friday, I'll bring the Subaru...no screw it, I'll bring the Magnum. Hopefully Enterprise doesn't want their car back by then.
pshaw. IF it was a Pontiac 'mix would be worried. They are Chevy's PERFORMANCE division. Just ask any Grand Am owner or anyone who grew up in a town with less than 10,000 people (and never left).
...I think it has 4 gears? I wouldn't know for sure because IT SHIFTS SO FAST AND SMOOTH IT'S AWESOME glalalallllalalalaaaalalalaalalalalalalawallslslalalaslslsoawesomeamericancaraslalslslalalalglalglalglagAMERICANREVOLUTION!
IF the E-throttle on that thing is anything like the '06 Malibu I drove, he will hang himself within a week.
Lee vs Readymix! no holds barred automotive deathmatch to the death! Friday!!!!!!! somewhere in rochester!!! maybe even on a road!!!!! btw Leelu you workin friday?
...well there's no reason to be a ****ing ass, I'm just having some fun... You know, satire? /\Like this!!/\ I can honestly see this happening. I hate everything about the damn car. Yes. 8-5
I'm a big fan of your e-peen. Aveo = Yet another in a long line of failure's by Chevy. I'm sorry you're saddled with such a hunk of crap.
you guys just don't get it. just wait until a SICK j-body rolls up and WASTES you off the line. Then you'll have mad respect for american powa. just pray it isn't an automatic, or you'll be in a world of hurt. when that overdrive kicks in....you'll either blackout or experience danger to yer manifold.
OMG...LOLZZZZZZZZZZZzz. My ex had an aveo, she had a head-on collision with a mosquito, which totalled the car:eek3:
So what. It doesn't mean you assign nationality and cultural stigma to words that don't require it. I am part mexican I'm sure, it doesn't mean I say "Elrly"
