I just looked into the mirror and I can't express how embarresed I am. My outdated slacks look like a office version of MC Hammer's parchute pants, no joke. I look about as wide as a house. I suprised my co-workers didn't laugh at me to my face as I walked by, or offer up an "uhh ohh.. uhh ohhh... can't touch this" as I walked by. I feel like a fool. I think I should strip down to my boxers to avoid the embarresment of these stupid slacks. I offer you a picture.
You should be embarrassed on this post. You seriously felt the need to clutter up the board with such worthless crap? Don't you have a facebook page to post this retarded information? We are now all dumber for reading your post. My god have mercy on our souls.
youre kinda rude bud. Dude, picking on me is like picking on the retarded kid in your gym class. It is easy to do but.... well, .... it's easy.
Yeah thanks, they do look awefull, and Brian, who needs a spell checker to point out my errors when I have you?:laugh: (Thanks Brian, seriously I owe you fudruckers hit me up) not quite, it just wizzed right past my ear.... If it were a head shot I'd pm a MOD and then they'd tell me that I brought it on myself, and they would be right. There was no need for that, since I had humiliated myself (more then any noob could) by posting the pics up top. Take that! hard to beat up on a guy that has a self-deprecating sense of humor.
front pleats, not form fitting, they have a elastic band waste. I havn't worn these since I got a orange stain on the left knee, that I noticed after I got to work. I bet these were appropriate church-wear about 8 years ago. I can't believe I still had them in my closet. you can pinch the fabric on the legs and pull it out another five inches, seriously... Icould almost put both my legs in one pant leg. If the waste was bigger my wife and I could both fit in here.
[YOUTUBE]DksSPZTZES0[/YOUTUBE] No dude, you're filling the board with absolute worthless crap that either belongs on E! tv or in a balloon floating over Colorado. This thread is of chet-levels of retardation.
Agreed times 2.:biggrin: It's like the noob has never been in offtopic before gawd.... please let us continue our "retardation" and go on with your life jerk.
even my girlfriend reading over my shoulder thinks that guy was a dick.. little harsh for no reason, no one forces you to read anything, and if someone is thats their problem not mine.
I'm calm. I'm going to go do some shame eating. I will start with some Oreo's and move to the ice cream and top it off with some cheese burgers. Seriously, maybe I can eat more to make these pants fit.
I'd rather read a post like this than some random post on 'what product works best on some particular part on there car', and argue over whos opinion is more valid! p.s. those pants are AWESOME
I have to say I agree with CrazyWRX. Plus he's got a character from Jimmy Neutron in his avatar. There's some stuff that belongs on Facebook or Myspace, then there's stuff that belongs on MNSubaru. This thread, however, belongs on none of any of those. Sorry.
Woah there hardcore, slow your row. It's off topic, who gives a damn. Don't like it? Don't post. Not a hard concept. I was trying to find a good Hammer gif to post........Here we go.
half way through the first row of Oreo's and climbing. gonna pick up the burgers now, this will happen.:yumyum:
ya know to get two birds with one stone they do have this crazy thing called cookies and cream ice cream..lol
Yes, and a quick look at your post history shows that you are a very valuable contributor to this forum. Dude, I think I even remember meeting you once at that Caribou coffee close to Firestone, you seemed like a decent enough guy in person... Stop trolling.
Next misspelled word in this thread is going to earn someone a 24 hour ban. "Sarchasm" was the last straw.
What are the different level's of retard for those of us unfamiliar with what exactly "full retard" means?
Those pants look fine to me. Maybe that's why no one likes the way I dress. You never go full retard.
