My year of buying and selling cars on Craigslist

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  1. MinnesotaFTW
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    Unfortunately I went to anger management classes for 2 years, so I don't get "mad" anymore...

    Oh how I wish I could lash out upon OP.
     
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    "Unfortunately I went to anger management classes for 2 years, so I don't get "mad" anymore...

    Oh how I wish I could lash out upon OP."
    - MinnesotaFTW
    (He deleted his comment, which made mine a bit of an orphan. Just keeping things in context here.)

    Why? For being a goon and doing illegal ****? Remind me again how you admitted to vandalizing the WYC parking lot.

    OP, I know this Nigerian prince, and he's in a bit of a jam...
     
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    Remind me again how you "reported" me to the Plymouth Police ;)
     
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    My car doesn't have any catalytic con... Wait a second. Nope, nothing to see here.
     
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    worth every second it took to read this. Anyone have an IP address yet
     
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    FTFY
     
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    You guys, he told you what he's making on each car, just offer him that much less on everything he sells, that way he doesn't need to give the state any additional income, help him out... he gave us this gift.
     
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    how "they" do it has been in front of us the whole time!

    557 PXY
    960 MAM
    049 BHX
    412MPG
    367 HHN
    439 KPL

    those are car plates that have been sold under LASERBLUE135 the hobbyist. (posted on this forum)
    a reverse lookup would explain a little more.
     
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    Anyone want to let me use their name to flip car titles? I'll give ya 25 bucks for your signature on the title!
     
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    I would never buy a car from someone who's ID doesn't match the name on the title. Shady and illegal.
    OP is a bundle of sticks.
     
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    You know how I made money in 2015? Actually working. No scheme, no gimmicks, no "having my wife sign a title", just worked. I mean, come on, these dicks aren't going to jerk themselves.
     
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    Ryan,

    Clearly you are doing it wrong if you don't have a scheme or gimmick, that's how you get the dicks in the door... lure them in, stroke them till the situation pops and you move onto the next opportunity.
     
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    Curly,

    While your theory is good, I tend to take more of this approach.



    You see, the MJT is key when trying to make your way through a room of dicks.

    xoxo,
    ryan
     
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    You work hard
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    If you're in a room full of dicks, you already either advertised, have superior gimmicks and schemes from the past.

    Or you've put in so much HARD work that you're results are legendary.

    In which case, call me.

    xoxo,

    Chris
     
  17. Ryan
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    I'm not going to tell you exactly how I do it, because it's private, but I work at (fill in the blank) so I know it's legal. I may or may not post advertisements in the back page of the reader. @curly2k3 when you become an adult you'll understand how to do this without being illegal. It takes a lot of years. My hands are well calloused.
     
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    That depends on if your definition of "wonderful experience" is illegal behavior I guess.
    OH, we definitely believe you. It's obvious in the way you talk like you're the adult while justifying skirting the law
    Hilarious. You think we aren't banning you because you're somehow in the right on this...and not because we find the comedy in watching you fumble all over yourself trying to hide the dick you were bragging so hard about in the first post.
    Adorable, you actually typed those words out. You probably expected people to take them seriously as well. You haven't scolded anyone, all you've done is hide your dick after saying it was huge.
    That's right. Because you're telling people a bunch of steps on how to make money, but dodging their questions on "how is this legal when the law says otherwise?" So yeah, that's why we want to know your loophole. The fact that you're such a wuss and can't up and post your loophole tells literally every person here that you're breaking the law. And we are apparently the ones that need to grow up because we want to make sure the law isn't being broken by your little scheme.

    Seriously, keep telling me how you're not coming back and how you're the bigger man in this one. I made a bunch of money last year and didn't have to skirt the law to keep all of it. And I don't have to act like a scumbag on public forums, dodging questions about how I made my money because it involved some loophole, tax dodging, and document fudging. All my income is reported on my W2, and I don't have sockpuppets and shills sign off on paperwork to get any of my income.
     
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    Seriously...

    :uhhuh::bounce::uhhuh::bounce::uhhuh::bounce::uhhuh::bounce::uhhuh::bounce::uhhuh:
     
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    Jason uses Coup de Grâce.

    It's super effective!
     
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    I don't even have a subereoo anymore

    this is a good thread. I miss you readymix.
     
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    Rage quit email in 3.....2.......


    Russ
     
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    If that's the case, please provide us with his email address so we can learn his mysterious ways of skirting the law to make money. I'm fascinated by shady people who claim brilliance. I NEED TO KNOW MORE
     
  26. readymix
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    You need to grow up. It's personal. And you're just mad that I'm so right about that.
     
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    Nothing illegal of making money this way, I know I do...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Add 310 PRG
    And it's 429 KPL

    That's what's been posted on the forum. And it doesn't appear that MN allows the general public to reverse lookup license plates.
     
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    There are ways to find out in a gray area, but I shouldn't need to disclose that here.
     
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    I respect that it's probably a personal matter, and in no way would apply to myself or others.
     
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    OP definitely knows down to the millisecond how long it would take him to jerk off every dick in the room at any given moment.
    Reading back through his responses though it seems like his whole argument for why he thinks he is legal is because this is his "hobby" and not a business, regardless of how many titles he skips or cheats and puts in someone else's name.
    I don't think any judge in their right mind would buy that argument when OP fully admitted he owns the cars for as short as possible and does absolutely no work on them himself.
    Your "hobby" is meeting sketchy people from Craigslist? What fun!
     
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    My Christmas present to you is to tell you how to legally lookup license plate and registration info...I don't want to hold your hand here but it is completely 100% legal. You just use a computer and look it up. I work at the DMV and have access to the whole computer system so my situation is completely different than yours.
    By the way, I made a bunch of money this way in 5 months and it was awesome! You should all do this just like me even though you totally can't because your situation is different and I am a crook but did I mention how much money I made doing this? It was awesome and totally legal. Just don't ask anymore details you stupid children. Grow up!
     
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    I gather his defense is to point at the 'authorities' he's spoken to and say: "But, but, but... they TOLD me it's legal!"

    Which is probably not a defense that would hold up under scrutiny.

    Also, I'll just say that even if it is magically 100% legal, 'legal' and 'ethical' are two very different things.

    But, what do I know? The OP is apparently the adult in a room full of children around here. He even said as much.
     
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    I would have to imagine this horse is dead, he would have to admit he is wrong and worse, admit he has been doing illegal activity. If anybody is looking to buy a car, my entire family has one for sale so give me a call for a good deal.
     
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    I saw this and it's relevant to this thread. :) FF'd to about the 6 minute mark on the video. YOU, could own a Lamborghini!

     
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    A young, American Mike Brewer without an Edd China, or a drug dealing douche with strong right arm muscles from too much masturbation?
     
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    I've got 47 Lamborghini's in my Lamborghini account.

     
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    I don't know what that means^^^? UPDATE, for those who care. I have had to stop selling this last year due to MNLRS (the State of Minnesota title processing). I used to get titles in 7 days, now it takes over 3 months (the last car I sold). I'm waiting patiently for the MNLRS to get fixed so I can get back to it. Last car was sold in Sept 2017. I sold about 40 cars over the last handful of years.
     
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    Yeah, it’s all jacked up right now!
     
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    If you want it fixed, pay more taxes.
     
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    It's been a pain in the ass for us as well, had plenty of customers whose cars were unfortunately totaled before they got their titles and it puts both of us in a crappy situation trying to get them their settlement payments. There are ways to get around it and give someone their money for a totaled car without having a title in hand, but it's personal and I'd rather not share it here. Just know that it is absolutely 100% legal and I've discussed it with my upper management. (Sorry laserblue, had to do it). On a sidenote, I just wasted an hour reading through this mess. No idea how I missed it when it was live.
     
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    Why don't you just forge the titles or make fraudulent insurance claims to get the money for the cars you can't sell?
     
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    I'm glad I came back to mnsubaru, Definitively worth the re-read.
     

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