Fong is cool... or so he believes... but you can only be so cool, that when you drive through Minneapolis the short haired guy looking girls rip out their nipple rings and throw them into the street as a sign of respect to their Lesbo Queen.... sorry little hard to start a new thread with no ammo.. ha h ha
it is supposed to be for him and me to go back and forward.. ha ha ha which would be the most back and forward action he sees...
I like lesbos. They somehow make an exception with me. It's too bad that being married, the only lesbo-action you'll see is on the TV when your wife is away.
he lives... ha ha ha yes you are correct... I dont need to fantasize or think I am part lesbian or whatever it is you do inside that head.... I have a wife who rocks my world and a 3rd kid to prove it man..... :laugh: but you keep dreaming Fong... maybe one day you wont have to hire or drug your girlfriends to go home with you... ha ha ha
ps.. so all know... this is all in fun.... if I cross the line with Fong he will let me know.... usually it will be via mail... in the form of a bottle of candied honey with about 100 dead bees mummified inside... it is a ritual from his home island of Nopeckersplease Lesbanese Warriorville Island.....
You're not gonna believe what others have told you about what I do to get girls, are you? I will not pay for sex. It's too easy to come by with such a hot bod of my nature. The girls know that I'm not fat, just big boned. You guessed right!... big boned in places you can only imagine. (and from the last time I spoke with you at your shop, you thought about it) lol!
its easy... short haircut man style (the only manly thing he's got), lesbo choice of car, tight tight black clothes (appeals to teh goths) and the thing called a 'WHIZZINATOR' (donated by Vikings running back) strapped in the front of his pants so he can play 'Your Daddy'.... if that dont work he's got teh Jars of Honey.... Like Baskins and Robbins he has at least 31 varieties...
I hope there isn't gonna be much anticipation with this thread; Nathan has nothin to show. He has one woman at home who cracks the whip all the time. Nathan, I was approached by one of your honies when I was using your restroom @ Meineke. She sold me some of your honey and said that you go to her regularly. Nathan, this is what I did to one of my lezzies with your honey in the backseat of the FXT. Oolala.
I see the first girl you did meet... she has that gap between her teeth.. as earlier posted... when they need soemthing to pick their teeth with they call you... and the second one kinda looks a little male... or one of those ones that goes both ways but I am sure you know for SURE.... ha ha ha also yes my wife cracks teh whip... booyah.. and you say that like its a bad thing... wooh oo
Everyone knows that when your wife cracks the whip, it hurts only your ass and your ego. I'm sorry. Did she crack the whip when you told her a lez-mobile made 60 more horsies than your sports car? (likewise, if I say something wrong, let me know, okay?)
actually Fong your car made 271 more horsepower than my sportscar... mine has no engine... and besides you coulndnt cross the line if you tried...dont have a mean bone in your body... and if you say you do th bone you supposedly have between your legs wouldnt even make a puppy happy... I came to this conclusion after considering it in my store as you said... then I walked into a lift and smacked my head.. woke up and realised that the whizzinator would need to be frozen to be classed as a BONE!! oh yeah... found this in the trunk of your car the other day after the alignment... removed pic voluntarily... dotn want to cross the line (even for the sake of making fun of Fong) hope I dont get locked for that
wth? lol! This thread is oozing with homoeroticism. Its like Harold and Kumar... only wrxboy is white right? So its like "Harold and Ken" or something...
Holy cow...I didn't think any asian owned can get that big. I wouldn't be suprise to see that in a Subaru...haha
OMFG! That's gotta be the largest "can of whoop-ass" I've ever seen you hold, Nathan. I don't remember seeing that in my car. Was that why my alignment was off?
anways.. I think we may have to stop before we go too far for this site... :laugh: Like you said earlier... I considered it... but realised you couldnt handle the thunder from down under... ha ha ha:eek3:
