Good Afternoon All, One of our members has been afflicted with an illness and could use your moral (and text) support. Mike (s/n: Mike) has been diagnosed with a condition called Trichomoniasis. So far, his prognosis is good but he could use your help. Please feel free to text him at 651-248-2671 to show your support. Whether it's words of support, a wish for luck in beating this disease, or preferably inappropriate pictures I'm asking you to text early, and text often. Together, we can help Mike get through this trying time. Thank you for your support from all of us in the GDTD.
Oh I am so sorry to hear of your condition. I sent you a wall of dicks as consolation. Also, I have setup my google voice to call you at 4am every morning to wish you well!
I don't do texts. Would it be acceptable to just swing by his place and poop in his fruitloops? If so, i'll give him my FULL support!
Add some baked beans and i'm there! Also, if you'd like to poop in a bag for Mike...i'll deliver it with a smile!
In fact, if any of you want to poop in a bag for Mike, just drop them off on Brian's porch and i'll make one large delivery for everyone. That's just the kind of guy that i am.
Hey sheen, member when I sent you that pic of my member? Forward it to that donkey-member named Mike.
Is that all? Guys, I asked for support for a fellow member and not some halfassed response. Let's step it up, alright?
He's still fighting the good fight guys, just 76 more dick pics and he could be free of this disease!
Mike unfortunately died as a result of complications from his disease. Terminally infected prolapsed boihole is fatal in 99% of people. Everyone should text the number in OP to give his family your condolences.
This number is connected directly to a go-fund me page for the poor boiholes of the world, stripped of their access to dick. Please send your pics in support of their struggle in Mike's memory.