new mods on the restored bugeye wagon, ready for battl

i baught a 03 bugeye wagon that was in a collision.

new:
Carbon Fiber JSP hood, oem fender, black housing headlights, Enkei 17 x7 rims


go fast mods:
75 shot nitrous, single tip oval muffler, straight pipe, air intake


*pictures to come*

anyone wanna rumble?

 

nos ftw

 

sure. show up at a real race and I'll take you on anytime.

Oh yeah, no bottles allowed anywhere but the knuckle dragger strip. Where a junky old 5.0 stang will probably savagely destroy you.

 

^ ugh.. you know i have a 5.0 , stickey mickeys, nos, and respect!

 

and wtf is a real race?

 

That pretty much says it all.

 

WTF.... Is this subaruguy for real? Nitrous and pretty much stock everything else?

 

I don't see anything wrong with knuckle draggers or with drag racing. An otherwise stock WRX with a 75 shot of NOS is just asking for trouble though. Say good bye 2nd gear.

 

Drag racing is a fine sport. But using a subaru thats mostly stock with a nos shot to do it is like using a jeep for a track day.

If you want to go fast in a straight line, and ALREADY own a corvette, have access to fabulous bentleys etc because you're a spoiled rich little baller boy, why the freaking hell would anyone do that to a WRX.

Just tell daddy to buy you a veyron.

 

:laugh:

 

Zak on his soap box? I like :munching:

 

its a TS

 

wow...do u seriously have anything to offer the club..other than your smart ass remarks and your daddy's money?

 

I'll take some of the money...

 

^ u got it! where do i swipe my black card?

 

between the cheeks, where else?!?

JoeGengsta ftw! Now all we need is Shortthrow back, lol.

 

Ah memories of Short Throw

 

you are also forgetting the joegengsta vs the space shuttle image

 

you mean this one?



although i guess he could use his black card to buy a space shuttle now too.

 

Yea and then add some oval tip muffler(no name brand preffered) and then add "enough NOS in there to blow im self up"....

 

lol!

Yup, that's the one.

 

this thread delivers, btw.

 

agree'd, its great that mods even rip on him :laugh:

poor joe joe

 

I want to see some time slips for this beast.

 

Any ATM will do. I'm not picky.

 

or even a dyno sheet.... or even see it run...

 

I PWNT you by 16 orbiter lengths

 

fixed.

 

We got a full tank of ****s!

Aww come on swear filter, what if I was talking about a tank filled with people named D1ck. geez.

 

LMAO this thread in fact DOES deliver the goods

 

COMING SOON TO A SKREET RACE NEAR YOU

 

thats nothing WMC couldn't fix....

 

" Every racer knows... its now how you stand by your car its how you race it" - Ja Rule... worst actor EVER

 

i think he took acting lessons from shatner...

 

"I live a quarter of a mile at a time"

 

One that involves corners and hopefully says "Road America" outside on the fence.

 

FAIL!

:biggrin:

 

joegengsta vs dream in a dragrace (frumrol) on the front straight

 

Shatner got a lot cooler when I saw this:

 

Dream would probably be doing wheelies over the top of that hill.

 

i got bored so i baught subaru.. the company

 

you should have baught another vowel.... for the word BOUGHT

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

The way it started out, I thought it was gonna be like Conan's "SECRETS"