Here is a ready-made post. Choose your words! I hate (insert religion here). I can't stand people that believe in (repeat religion). Those people are all so stupid. They are all so dumb they bought first year Yugos. But at least Yugos had better (insert Subaru flaw of choice). And why'd we go to war in (insert country of choice from past 230 years)? I blame (insert President, doesn't need to be correct). All those (insert political party of your choice) are lying (insert derogatory animal plural). I should have voted against them but I was too busy (verb)ing the (noun) at (place) with (person). (High number) jagerbombs rule! (Verb)ing (peron)'s (pet of choice) was a lot of fun too!
hahahahaha ok Ill give it a shot And why'd we go to war in 1947? I blame Bush jr. All those jews are lying on my porch.I should have voted against them but I was too busy slapping the walrus at wendys with Fondune. 9 jagerbombs rule! ****ing shibbs's guinea pig was a lot of fun too!
