ChaCha searches thread Have you guys/girls seen this? http://search.chacha.com My search: Can I re-use my motor oil for something else? Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MaryR MaryR: Welcome to ChaCha! MaryR: Hello from Texas! You: Hello from Minnesota MaryR: Cold! You: very!! MaryR: Let me see if I can find an answer to your question. Please wait. You: I'm sick of dumping my used oil down the drain, trying to see what I can do with it MaryR: I understand. It's a dilemma! You: what do you do with your used oil? MaryR: Still looking. All I'm finding are recycling sites. You: recycling....now thats an idea MaryR: Where do you live in Minnesota? I can see if I can find the nearest recycling center if you like. You: minneapolis MaryR: All right. Let me look. MaryR: I'll keep looking, but I think you would need to call these places to be sure that's what they do. You: Well I think that will do, its much better than dumping down the toilet MaryR: All right. Anything else I can do for you today? You: Thanks MaryR for your help! That would be all MaryR: You're very welcome! MaryR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
thats nothin...there is or was a service on aim that allowed you to talk to someone via a phone but the funny part was that there was someone translating the text so it wasn't you speaking to the person. We would try some of the grosest(sp?) stuff to see where the operator would draw the line. Now that was thrilling, now if only i could remember what it was called.
This is my last one...its really slow at work today Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AlisonS AlisonS: Welcome to ChaCha! AlisonS: Hello! You: Hi! AlisonS: One moment, while I look up that recipe for you. You: Thanks, I'm really excited about making my own enema You: Oh wow, that was quick You: I think my new product will sell great on ebay AlisonS: Perhaps. AlisonS: The second site should be good research for you then. AlisonS: lol You: now, for only 9.99 can i interest you in an organic enema recipe You: its all natural and 100% rectum cleaning fun! AlisonS: How do you test your product? Lots of very good friends? You: very trusting friends, do you want to be my friend? AlisonS: I imagine, I wouldn't do it! You: ouch, I'm a trustful person Alison You: Ok ok, I'll give you a free, personal trial. AlisonS: Well that's good. Anything else you need today? You: How about turkey basters? AlisonS: Okay, bye! AlisonS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
i did one about a month back: Search: "A Girlfriend" Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DonnaR DonnaR: Welcome to ChaCha! DonnaR: Hello. You: hi You: i'm really lonely You: i need a girlfriend DonnaR: Would you like dating sites? You: no... those don't work. You: they catch one wiff that i'm a sex offender and i'm banned in a heart beat DonnaR: How may I assist you then? You: i don't know... do you know anyone? DonnaR: No. You: who's like, single? DonnaR: No. You: maybe a phone number? You: what are you doing tonight? DonnaR: Sorry. Can't help you there. DonnaR: Working. You: how about tomorrow night? DonnaR: Working. You: you wanna get some drinks? You: when are you not working? DonnaR: No thanks. My husband does not let me date. DonnaR: Is there anything that you needed help searching the internet for? You: i'm an open guy... think i could join in? DonnaR: No. DonnaR: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
another one i did the same night: Search: The President of the United States Direct Phone Number Status: Connected to guide: LauraF LauraF: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello laura LauraF: Hello LauraF: One moment while I go look for that information for you You: i'mma having many things to say to president You: he needs to know where he can drop money You: to get daughters back LauraF: im sure we all do You: you know how much bush twins worth? LauraF: ok You: only lighly damage... You: akbar got jumpy and shot one in foot LauraF: Not very funny really..... You: ess ok though... You: she REALLY drunk LauraF: If you would like me to find the number I can try to do that You: ya You: please LauraF: Ok well there it is that is the closest your gonna get to a direct number You: could u also tell me best way to clean ak-47? LauraF: ah, sorry I need you to type that into a new search ok, it helps keep our database cleaner LauraF: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! LauraF: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
Shane - I'd be careful with that last one... remember that whole deal with the gov. making Google turn in their search records? It sucks... but they really don't **** around with stuff like that. Funny for sure ... but be careful about even joking about *those* types of things.
haha yeah. Thats a pretty slick set up. I used it just now to find snowboard retailers...not that I couldnt have on my own, I just wanted to try it out.
lol okay this is awesome. im bored and i couldnt think of anything. soo i started asking about a few of my fave cars and then i started being a little child lol.. real fun. Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JoshuaL JoshuaL: Welcome to ChaCha! JoshuaL: Hello! You: hi JoshuaL: What information would you like on the Mitsu 3000gt? You: i want to know weight of a mitsubishi 3000gt JoshuaL: What year are you looking at? You: last year made i You: 1999 is it? JoshuaL: Great! I will be back in a few moments with your results! JoshuaL: I believe it is 1999, but I will check You: Vr4 too JoshuaL: Ok, it looks like 2000 was the last year for this vehicle. JoshuaL: Now I will look for information on the weight. You: okay.... You: your a real person or a bot? JoshuaL: Real person. JoshuaL: There are no bots on chacha. You: kool You: so u get paid for this? JoshuaL: Yes I do. JoshuaL: Check out that link. JoshuaL: It gives specs on the 3000gt. You: okay and can i get dodge stealth weight as well JoshuaL: Did you find the weight of the 3000gt in that link or would you like another link? JoshuaL: Yes, I will find the weight of the dodge stealth also. You: that links got it JoshuaL: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: aight g JoshuaL: 1991 dodge stealth in that link You: good girl. okay now can i get info about a toyota sw20? JoshuaL: Good girl? haha JoshuaL: toyota sw20 coming up You: .. u like music? JoshuaL: Yes. You: what kind? JoshuaL: all kinds You: oh i feel u dawg JoshuaL: What do you like? You: i like rap JoshuaL: I like rap also. You: yeah... what artists? JoshuaL: There is a lot i like JoshuaL: big fan of 2pac You: yep o.g. old school You: im a big fan of avril lavigne You: shes best rapper ever JoshuaL: There is a link of the toyota mr2 (sw20) weight JoshuaL: avril lavigne? a rapper? haha You: yeah she rocks my world JoshuaL: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? JoshuaL: Have a good one man. You: umm yes 1 more thing JoshuaL: Alright, sure. You: can u find me the prices of a cookie? You: price* JoshuaL: a cookie? JoshuaL: like chocolate chip? You: yes like a bag of cookies or umm box.. JoshuaL: yeah, you can get some at subway, 3 for a dollar JoshuaL: good deal for those cookies man You: are they yummy? JoshuaL: of course You: yummy enough for my tummy? JoshuaL: Yeah. JoshuaL: I think they would be yummy yummy for your tummy. You: hmm sounds good JoshuaL: Have a good night. Thanks for using ChaCha! You: how much is tax? JoshuaL: $.12 You: yo wait im not done You: for 1 cookie or 3? JoshuaL: Ok JoshuaL: 3 JoshuaL: It's funny. A lot of people like to mess around with us on here. Why is that? Are you that bored? You: but where are u located? JoshuaL: New York You: lol dude u wont believe how bored i am but then im hungry for cookies so i ask u for help = ) You: well im in wisconsin so how much is the tax here? JoshuaL: lol, well good luck with those cookies. You: wow u got magic... u make it #1! JoshuaL: There you go. Click on your county to find the sales tax. You: it go up from 5 to 4 You: from 4 to 5 You: from 4 to 4 You: 3* You: from 3 to 2 JoshuaL: I am full of magic. You: and then from 2 to 1!!! JoshuaL: They give us magic. You: wow can i be like u? JoshuaL: Ok, it's time for me to move on to the next search. Have a good night. Good luck with those cookies. JoshuaL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.
if anyone wants to be a guide i can hook you up! just pm me your email, but only if you would really do it...
