"Oh Look, Sweet Car!"

I was pulling into a gas station the other night and there was a group of kids standing there.
And they look over and go "Oh look, sweet car!"
I look at them and say "Where?"
*looks around for a porsche or ferrari*
And the guy tells me, "No man, your car"

And I'm just like, ooooooh

and I also get comments about my brakes

Ever get any good/bad/wierd comments?

:laugh:

 

um yeah, I tend to get quite a few mixed opinions. The pink wheels really bring out the loud mouth, macho **** in everyone

 

I always get comments about the brakes on my '06:

"Nice Brembos!"
"Thanks..." :crazy:

I also had someone to tell me to do a burnout. Just kinda stared at him and went "rrrriiiggghhhttt"

 

I say

"Yah mon bob marley jamaica no problem by the beach boyeee jah rastafari" and they go away.

 

when driving the yellow car or the mini I get so many weird things said to me that i just blabber a bunch of fake jamaican crap and they move on.

 

If i werent jamican mon... then why would i be wearing this hat mon?

 

when i went to Porkies last friday a guy was like "Hey Lesbians" I guess people think that Impreza is like Forester.

 

when i drive my Vette, people tell me nice car.. and 40 year old ladies hit on me.

when i drive my subaru, lesbians tell me, nice car

 

you should hit that either one!

 

"that thing sounds like a truck" or "do a burnout"

 

"wow is that a mercedes?!"

:dunno:

the best part about it is that I haven't debadged my car. It clearly says "SUBARU" in big friggin silver letters on the back. :roll:

 

" The car sounds like a jet engine, Son im gonna write a warning for your exhaust"
Says MNState Trooper

 

i think you meant the outback

 

I used to get more appearance comments when I had the VW. Now I get stuff like "That thing scoots!", or "Wow that's pretty loud!"

 

Yes light em up, dig a hole, do a burnout...all the time....and usually people with mullets.

 

LOL one of my fave.

 

some cashier at the gas station with a prelude: didn't i race you on 94 last night?

me: uhhh. no.

him: are you sure? you had a hood scoop last night. where is it now?

me: :crazy:

 

Long term memory and common sense don't go hand-in-hand with living a quarter mile at a time.

 

I use that on the most.

BOYEE!

 

yeah, thats what I can relate to. :biggrin:

everytime I go to SA i have someone coming up and asking about my car....it's usally 18 year old kids or 50 year old guys comparing it to their muscle car.

 

my brother's ghetto high school students all rag on his evo 9 because he doesnt have dubs.

"but Mr. Jordan, dubs make the car go faster!

 

When I delivered to some apt building the security guard was asking me about it, he had a prelude and said that I was jealous of the honda powa woot. I of course ran away with my tail between my legs because he had called it exactly as it was. This is just one of the many hassles I have with my car, I usually get challenged to street races/killing with hondas.

 

I get all the highschool kids coming into work saying "is that your car out there? looks great! what do you have done to it?" Seems that after the last X-Games every highschool kiddy has a boner for Subarus. I have had a few older folks say nice car, looks really clean. Those are the compliments I'm looking for.

 

Fondune my friend, you make the funniez. I laffed. :laugh:

 

I went on a blind date with a chick and I pulled up and she said "you know you drive a dyke car dont ya?"

we were about 4 blocks from her house when she said that....I pulled over and told her to get out and I made her walk home...it was snowing haha

 

Good. Theres no hope for a chick like that.

I had more positive comments about my aspen white RS than I think I had about ANY other car.

I also was asked "that thing got a turbo" about 5 bazilliontitsmillion times when I had my '98 legacy gt limited from a highschool kids.

 

:laugh: Man, people need to read or just look closer.

 

"That thing sounds like it has a dead miss" from the techs in my shop:laugh: :laugh:

 

I forgot to mention, my car has been called a Ford a few times because of the emblem....
I cry myself to sleep at times...

 

I've had a few different people ask me what the red things behind my wheels were.

 

went into a rural gas station once and a guy said "wow, nice car...must be good for drifting"...I just laughed, and said "uhh, yeah". Didn't bother getting into it with him or letting him know it is AWD.

 

i was driving my 03 impreza wagon the other day and some of my lady friends say.. wtf is this? i tell them, there is a bed in the back, and they said.. ohhhhhh

 

I got lots of comments on my WRX. It was compared to a Diesel Truck (BPM Twister MkIII is not a quiet exhaust), an angry mob of hornets, and people liked the StopTech BBK up front. I was regularly told I should buy a BOV

 

when I hear soemthing like that I always say.... so what.. I like ***** and the other thing... sure beats liking **** like you fags....:biggrin:

 

fixed that

 

again.. I would have said so you know that means my tongue has extra muscles....

 

had a couple good ones..

Some kids came over to my car, dragging dad behind and were all jumpy and happy. the older one says "Nice Impreza!" slightly stunned he knew impreza and not wrx, i said "Thanks kid!" and winked at him... then he said "Do you have stage 3 NOS yet?" This time i gave him a serious WTF? look and his dad says "This is like what they have in that game, Need for Speed" and suddenly it all made sense.

The other weird one i got was at a rather lame autocross at the South St. Paul airport. as i'm sitting in line to make a run, some kid walked out of one of the hangers and said "Didn't i race you on 280 the other night?" instantly my response was "Nah, must have been one of the other billion black subarus with gold wheels. I don't street race."

 

once i seen a older guy(no offence to any1) at a super america on lake street with a 04/05 sti with prodrive rims and i told him nice prodrives.. he looked at me then away at the pump lol

 

I get alot of the stares and laughs, probably because of the hood pins, and mismatched panels. Then in an instant, all thats left is the smell of my catless exhaust and them wondering wtf?

Boyee.

 

I get a lot of compliments from older guys, and my favorite one was we were visiting my gf's grandma at the old fokes home, one of the old guys came out and said he always like subaru's cause they come from Australia and then told me my wheels looked like old wagon wheels. lol

 

This one kid at my friend's house looked at my car and said "dude is this thing riced out?"

I look at him kinda ****ty and said "ugh every thing is stock..."