They don't talk that nice...so I'm going to say NSFW http://www.omegle.com/ Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.
You: Aloha. Stranger: oi Stranger: akiha Stranger: aloha You: a/s/l? Stranger: what's a/s/l? You: Old-school chat lingo. You: How old are you? Stranger: 21 You: TOO OLD. You have disconnected.
You: Hello, this is Daniel with Omegle customer support, how are you today? You: Hello? You: Is everything alright? You: Are you being bludgeoned with a 22" black XXXXX You: Say nothing if you are. You: ............... You: Awesome. Stranger: no Stranger: iam not Stranger: you're a ****e troll You: Okay, good. You had me scared for a moment there. Stranger: gb2 west philadelphia You: Born and raised. Stranger: lurk moar pleez You: On a playground is where I spend most of my days. You: Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Agreed. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hello. Stranger: how are you? You: I am doing well, and yourself> Stranger: i am well. You: That is good to hear. You: a/s/l? Stranger: 19/female/wisconsin Stranger: you? You: 14 / m/ mn You: I'm home-schooled so I am old for my age Stranger: thats awesome Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: im naked You: on a boat Stranger: me too Stranger: minus the boat You: are you hairy? You: or shaved? Stranger: both Stranger: run a racing stripe Stranger: for speed You: OMG 1000 HP with racing stripe pubes! You: FTMFW
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Bonjour You: Hola Stranger: Hallo You: Nihow Stranger: Hello You: fugger You: you cant take english You: that was my ace in the hole Stranger: Mais, je ne parle beaucoup Anglais You: oh snap
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hi! You: this is my second time doing this You: my last one hurt quite a bit Stranger: this is my first time...y so painful? You: That camera they use, it looks thin in diameter, but if you never go in there, it feels like a sequoia tree You: The doc assured me that with the anesthetic I wouldnt' feel it. But that's nonsense Stranger: well i hope your 3rd one goes a little better You: There will be no third one You: If they can't get it this time, then I'm not going back. I'll get a plumber's snake and do it myself Stranger: whats stuck? You: I don't know, I'm not a doctor, probably some sort of red meat or a penny I ate as a kid You: Wait, this is ColonChat right? Stranger: beeeeeeerppp..wrong-o You: Oops. You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: initiating pleasantries You: Hello Stranger: inquiring about your wellbeing You: Hello? Stranger: i am not reaching him You: This thing doesn't work You: Hello Stranger: he seems to be hard of seeing You: Is anyone there? You: I think I need to update my browser or something, I can't see anything you're typing Stranger: who let this blind mofo on here???
You: .... . .-.. .-.. --- / Stranger: A DOOR LEFT OPEN Stranger: A WOMAN WALKING BY Stranger: A DROP IN THE WATER Stranger: A LOOK IN THE EYE You: .- -. -.-- --- -. . / - .... . .-. . ..--.. / - .... . .-. . / .. ... / ... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. / - . .-. .-. .. -... .-.. -.-- / .-- .-. --- -. --. / .-- .. - .... / -- -.-- / .- -. ..- ... / .. / .--. .. . .-. -.-. . -.. / -- -.-- / Stranger: A PHONE ON THE TABLE Stranger: Omg, morse code You: .-- .. - .... / .- / -. .- -. - ..- -.-. -.- . - / -. . -.-. - .- .-. ... / -... --- - - .-.. . / ... .... .- .-. -.. / -.-. .- -. / -.-- --- ..- / .--. --- .. -. - / -- . / .. -. / - .... . / -.. .. .-. . -.-. - .. --- -. / --- ..-. / - .... . / -- . -..- .. -.-. .- -. / -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. .-. . -. / - .... .- - / Stranger: I DON'T KNOW MORSE CODE D; You: ... . .-.. .-.. / -.-. .... .. -.-. .-.. . - ... ..--.. Stranger: HALP Stranger: SOEMONE You: ...---...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: and then no ****, he was all like "i didn't even touch her" You: and of course she was having none of it Stranger: oh snap You: But that's You: hey wait You: how the hell did you get in here Stranger: hilarious Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: stump me in 20 seconds or less. go! You: Whats the quickest way to get to Maple Grove from Woodbury? Stranger: by jet You: negative Stranger: you're good Stranger: what's the answer? You: I try You: No idea, that's what I was asking you You: you seemed like a knowledgable person, figured I'd run it by you Stranger: so we're both screwed You: pretty much You: well, off to find Maple Grove You have disconnected.
Stranger: r u a girl? You: wuddup You: yah Stranger: wrong answer. Stranger: haha, jk Stranger: asl You: 34/m/tampa Stranger: well, thats to bad! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello Stranger: What's your favorite dinosaur You: Velcoraptor You: A/S/L Stranger: If you were a chick, who is the one guy you would sleep with? Stranger: if you have to ask that question you're a dude You: jason stamos! Stranger: Did we just become best friends! You: Favorite non prongraphic magazine to masturbate too Stranger: LOL good housekeeping of coursa You: Its just like cold case files, Its just like cold case files, just an unmarked grave Stranger: Want to do some karate in the garage? You: YUP Stranger: good talk Stranger: Gmfullsize You: Subarucoupe Stranger: ah **** you saucy bastard Stranger: WRX fan? You: YUP Stranger: owner or fan? You: own a 2.5rs Stranger: ah ok You: My GF owns a WRX You: I work for Subaru also Stranger: nice Stranger: first car guy on here You: yourself? Stranger: Silverado Stranger: basically a fast boat Stranger: heavy as balls You: Gee cant imagine why car guys wouldnt be on here.... Our local car forum posted this site Stranger: lol so did mine You: lol Stranger: that's why I always put gmfullsize You: MNsubaru here You: lol gotcha Stranger: see if I know anyone You: LOL Stranger: gmfullsize.com of coursa Stranger: course You: i get it now You: This gives us so much room for activities Stranger: lol well played Stranger: take er easy bro I'm out You: peace
You: is white zinfandel for girls? Stranger: are you a girl? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: where are all the girls at? You: age? Stranger: i'm a man You: age? Stranger: 19 You: tuck? Stranger: what's mean? i'm brazilian You: tuck it back You: ? Stranger: and you? Stranger: asl? You: 15/m/nd
Stranger: ______??? ____?????? __.?__????? _?__?????? __??????? ___?___?? ___?___?? __ ?___?? __ ?__ _?? __. ?.___ ??.____?? _?????____.??___.? ?_.???? ?.___.???? _?___.?? ?__.???? __?____.??___.??? ___.????_???? You: *****! You: Best Chat EVAR Stranger: YES You: w00t
Stranger: I am brazilian Stranger: and you You: whats your favrote sex position do you tuck Stranger: 4 Stranger: roast chicken You: 4 what Stranger: roast chicken Stranger: huUHuhUHhuHUhu You: you like 4 somes You: u like to roast the chicken eh Stranger: I do not speak very well English Stranger: =/
You: what it do Stranger: bacon You: dr. bacon Stranger: bacon rocks! You: bacon bacon bacon Stranger: yes, yes,yes You: more bacon plz Stranger: yup You: yup
Stranger: hi You: YO Stranger: sup Stranger: su'p Stranger: suuuuuuuuu'p! You: chillin You: YOU? Stranger: need to take a s*** Stranger: farts are smelling dank right now though Stranger: might wait a bit You: let er rip Stranger: will do Stranger: take it easy You: ha ha
Stranger: caralho.. You: ter um bom tempo? Stranger: heim? You: ya, i'm home You: isto é realmente difÃcil de fazer quando linguagem é diferente. Stranger: olá Stranger: minha linguagem é igual a sua linguagem. You: Eu trabalhava 16 horas. You: desligar, tenha uma boa noite. wow.
Stranger: when i was a baby Stranger: my momma told me son Stranger: always be a good boy Stranger: dont ever play with guns Stranger: but i shot a man in reno You: wazupppppp.. up Stranger: sup You: no down Stranger: **** you ****in juggalo You: whas goin down... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: well, i hope your better then that ****ing pedophile Stranger: HAAHAHAH You: he just didn't know how to do it right Stranger: yeah i hope so too Stranger: LOL You: you gotta be sure to stay AWAY from schools and playgrounds Stranger: dont you hate it when people just say "hi" You: catch 'em on their way home Stranger: lol Stranger: your the pedo you sick **** Stranger: **** off Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: there's this girl i used to like You: yello Stranger: yellow Stranger: but then i stopped liking her You: i stopped liking women too Stranger: and now i think i might like her again Stranger: but that would be bad Stranger: wat should i do? You: tuck it back You: ask her how she feels about it Stranger: i did, and we agreed to be just friends Stranger: but then we stopped talking to each altogether You: does she have some readily available friends? Stranger: i guess. only girls though You: try tucking your sack back Stranger: uhhh...like buffalo bill? You: exactly You: see what she thinks of that Stranger: thanks for the prescription doc! You: proctology is only a hobby of mine Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Everything on Nasioc OT is recycled 4Chan memes that OT members try to call their own after 4Chan is completely done with them. That is why Nasioc OT isn't funny. I bet they think they invented LOL-Cats and RickRolling too.
Oh, I know that pretty much every meme on the internet is recycled from 4chan. OT knows it too. I just like OT because I can surf it at work where as 4chan...I'm scared to surf at any point! The reason I hate it isn't because of the hilarity. It's because of the layout...I find it hard to follow.
Stranger: I'M FROM HOLLAND You: im from conneticut Stranger: NICE You: yes You: hows hollyland Stranger: GREAT Stranger: OVER THERE? You: its alright we have the patriots and the red sox Stranger: NICE WE HAVE JANNES You: is that that tranny? Stranger: YESSS You: aaaahhhhhhhh the one with diseases Stranger: YESS Stranger: VERY BAD You: gonasyphalaids? Stranger: YES! Stranger: EXACTLY You: OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!1!11!!!!!!!1111!! Stranger: YESSSSSSS! Stranger: SCARY ISNT IT You: I dont wanna dieee
NASIOC in general is FTL, nothing but a bunch of D-bags, I can't even remember the last time I went into the OT forum. just look through the members gallery, I swear people sit around thinking of new ways to whore out pics of their cars. "OOOh look let's a start a new gallery thread, your hellaflush suby with your toaster oven pics only." Full of D-Bags I tell ya. Sorry, end rant.
Omg its gotta be flush!!!!!!!!!!!! its taking over this site too. A generation of women's pants wearing homos.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: hey Stranger: A/S/L? You: so I like to drink You: some times too much Stranger: f-@k you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: how do you feel about being flsh You: flush Stranger: im finish you?? You: kitos Stranger: jeee suomi on hyvä maa You: lepa? Stranger: you r suomalainen? Stranger: puhu mulla paska You: mina rakastan sinua? Stranger: jee mää suaki Stranger: ihanaaa Stranger: puhuin äsken ryssälle Stranger: <333 You: ok i give up thats all i know Stranger: <333
