So... here's the story of a co-worker and I: (repost and edit) So this guy at my office comes up to me at the printer and says his BMW is faster than my Dodge Minivan. I'm like nuh-uh... He's like yeah-huh... I'm like no way... He's like way... I asked if the IT Dept. gave him his new computer yet, or is he still using the old machine? He said he's still using the old one. I was like LOL - I told him dude I got the new one, you're so lame. He asked whether I got the new 8700 Blackberry yet. I said no... He was like, LOL - you suck because I got the new 8700. I'm like %$#@!... I bet you, I can make a copy faster than you? He's like no way... I'm like way... He's like no way... I'm like sheeeyeeeaaah. So we lined up at the end of the hallway with one of our coworkers in front of us. He raised and dropped his arms and we both sprinted down the hall way. I'm like gone, and he's like at least two 8 1/2 x 11 lengths behind. I got far enough ahead and started clicking my pen to let him know that I won, and then I slowed down. Get this - he keeps on going, runs right by me, and starts clicking his pen as if he's won! I'm like no way... He's like way... He gets to the copier first and goes wide-open-keypad. The copier starts to smoke and I'm like dude you blew your toner cartridge and started to laugh. I took off for the other copier, went wide-open-keypad, and made my copy first. His secretary saw the whole thing, and I'm like what's up baby, and she's like, I like how you rock the copier. I'm like let's grab some lunch and she's like but I have to do some dictation for my boyfriend, and I'm like drop that zero and get with this hero. She's like sweet... So we went to lunch and as I walked by the loser at the other copier, I just laughed and told him that I had m@d c0pY $kiLL$, Yo. Oh, and yes, I hit it in the file room... She was d@ b0mb.
i love the i was like/he was like story format. those are always my personal favorites. what is your occupation currently? have you ever thought of being a writer?
