With depravity I break laws of gravity Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier I go boldly through space and time The sky's the limit but their limiting the sky I break orbit by habit I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets A flying ace like that beagle Nevertheless this alien remains illegal 'Cause thier discovery don't cover me The immigrants been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this 'Cause their small minds can't see past Uranus But I'll shun their rays 'Cause this stun's just a phase And my oddessey runs in two thousand and one ways And I can see clearly now like Hubble Shoved off the Shuttle, here's my rebuttal IT'S A PLANET Who do you represent? I represent the smallest planet Attorney in this tourney versus those who tried to ban it If you don't agree, go see interplanet Janet 'Cause the sun is star, like Pluto is planet So lend me all your ears and let me state my case about all the types of satellites we must embrace 'Cause like my parent's great grandparents - this planet was an immigrant to deport it's an offense It's an upstanding member of the solar system Apply the laws of Earth and make it a victim Of Proposition 187 If Pluto spawns a moon, it will apply to the heavens. I'll damn you like Judas of Iscariot If you demote this mote remote to affilate It's like taking ET's custody from Elliot Support your Lilliput, 'cause simply put PLUTO IS A PLANET Do it for the children Pluto is a planet.
Its just a name, yo. Now that they've found a bigger object in the Kuiper belt, it seems silly to not call that one a planet, too. http://www.ifa.hawaii.edu/faculty/jewitt/kb/big_kbo.html