rejection - lol

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  1. Skarecrow
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    The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Herbert A. Millington
    Chair - Search Committee
    412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
    College Hill, MA 34109

    Dear Professor Millington,

    Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
    regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
    an assistant professor position in your department.

    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
    large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
    of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
    rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
    this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
    in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

    Sincerely,
    Chris L. Jensen
     
    Skarecrow, Aug 17, 2008
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    Never take no for an answer.
     
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    Curly needs to re-word this and send it to women.



    You know i love you. kerlyQ
     
    AWDimprezaL, Aug 17, 2008
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    I thought he was into dudes now?
     
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    hmm, well then. :laugh:
     
    AWDimprezaL, Aug 17, 2008
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    LMAO! nice dude!
     
    scoobypwnz201, Aug 17, 2008
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    hahahaha
     
    HoLsTeR, Aug 18, 2008
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    you guys are d1cks
     
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    So mean...lol
     
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    LOL! Great letter.
     
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    pot, meet kettle
     
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    lol!! ahhh mnsubaru
     
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    you're one to talk
     
    curly2k3, Aug 18, 2008
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    Yes, that means pretty much the same thing. Well done.
     
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    lmao! thats awesome.
     
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    :ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh:
     
    TSTRBOY2004, Aug 18, 2008
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