Ricer thread

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    can we dedicate this thread to venting our anger/hate of ricers? and maybe share some ricer kill stories?
     
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    mind if we turn it into a ricer/TRUCK thread? (when you say truck, you have to say it all mean and tough) a few of my friends and I have made a truck classification system. if a truck is stock or has a few minor mods that have uses (toolbox, bedliner, etc.), they are simply a truck. if a truck is raised up 2 feet and has huge bling bling rims, huge mud tires that have never seen mud, truck spoiler, euro tail lights, loud ass exhaust etc. then it is a TRUUUCK. the only way for a truck to move on to the next stage of badassness is to actually have a second engine sitting in the bed. this engine doesn't actually power anything, but it allows the driver to run another pair of straight pipes and be even louder. this third and final stage of sweet truck badassness is called TRUAUAGHBLH (the driver is actually SO tough that he doesn't even have to pronounce the entire word) it's also a good bet that anything TRUUUCKworthy and up has a pair of metal balls hanging from the hitch. if this doesn't make any sense i'll come back and change it later... i just had my wisdom teeth removed about an hour ago and i'm still pretty drugged up.
     
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    I like eating rice. Oh, all of the "Rice" up in Duluth are basically hondas, and they can't even get up the hill with the AC on let alone race.
     
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    I HATE TRUCK SNOUTS!
     
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    Ricers suck.

    <<< heeheehee
     
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    I love to eat rice, but rice cars are suck :D
     
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    deleted what I wrote about asian girls ie ricers.. but you could probably figure that out by the qoute above....
     
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    I wanna know about Asian girls!

    Oh yeah, ricers suck. One day they will catch on and stop being ricers. Then they buy a better car and tell other ricers that they suck. :oops: I'm a ricer in Subaru's point of view.
     
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    i used to be a sorta ricer, but i guess gutting your car so you can make do with a 105 hp motor isnt really rice? ebay headers, and 2.5inch exhaust with an aem coldair, only seat was my seat! i could beat alot of cars with that! sorta rice, but more race than rice!
     
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    Yes my anti-ricer thread is taking off!! WHen they change their oil they use SOy Sauce!! :evil:

    Ricers are t3h gay
     
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    I only call a person a ricer if they have done extensive (or exceptionally stupid) worthless mods to their car. graphics aren't bad, as long as their backed up by some true performance (no necesarily power either...).

    for example, the orange AT civic with the blue graphics blue underbody lighting, and blue lighted windsheild washers and the backwards wing. can he drive power to the rear wheels?

    or the truck, with pure body lift, and frame/trackbars/etc. sticking down, gaining it zero ground clearance.

    or better yet, I saw a suburban today with a monster body lift on it. so much that you could see the extreme stretch in the grill. the bumper's attached to the fram, the grill/headlights to the body = big gap


    wrxboy...you're graphics are not rice, in my book, just an ad...the rims? borderline, but you got the performance to back it up, so I don't hold it against ya...

    my car has nothing after market on it, that doesn't serve some function (my wing does stop turbulance behind the car, probably not enough to gain performance, but definately enough to keep the dust off the hatch)
     
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    ehhemmmm....... napa reman axles i thkn you gto about 8 of those in there. lol they arnt OEM so they are aftermarket.

    lol sorry chux had to pick on your weakeness (axles) hehehehe
     
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    got rice biatch
     
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    don't take me out of context...I have just a few things that are aftermarket....just a couple
     
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    My car is rice!!!! hehehehe right? It just sounds mean but is slow...booo
     
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    2.2s rule....now that you and i are as fast as RS s, we deserve more respect
     
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