Sooo...last night I went over to SubieDaves house. I've been good friends with dave for over 6 years now. We were pre-drinking at his place and then went out to a bar in Eagan where dave continued to get tanked. More like plowed. There was a live band and dave is dancing with all the cougars on the tiny dance floor. On the cab ride home, we stop at SA and dave stumbles in to take out money for the fee. As we walk in, he trips and takes out the hot dog stand and everything around it. HUUUGE mess and everyone staring! Dave jumps up and ofcourse yells... "everything is fine. Pay no attention to my drunk friend," pointing at me. Thanks Dave! Well to my surprise, dave takes two of the dogs that were on the floor and put them in buns, adds some condiments and walks out to the cab stuffing his face with dirty dogs! When we get home, the girls that live in the condo above his are getting home as well and invite us up for a while. (side note--these chicks are Fiiiiine!!!) Dave ofcourse changes into his white trash/festive turkey day pajama gear and head up to their place, where we continue to throw them back and sing kareoke while dave is drunk break dancing. God, I wish I had video of that. About 5am we get back down to his place where he passes out. I woke up to his ass laying on the couch like this. Classic movie posed shots, so i took advantage. Dave is always trying to embarrass me when we go out, so I thought I'd pay him back. It's been a long time coming dave. CHeers to you pal!! Oh by the way, Dave is NUTS!! Ohhh...look who decides to wake up a few shots in. Mr. hungover nutty crabby pants himself. Note--it's 3pm!
Ahhh... Young SubieDavid You should be quite thankful that you did not evacuate your bladder while down for the count. I can only imagine the humiliation involved with such action(s). (Not to mention the clean up of the couch).
^^Ha, I never pee in my pants. Oh god, I really look like that when I'm sleeping? Wow...I am really good looking! lol **EDIT Wait a minute...I ate those hot dogs?!?? What the? I don't remember that. A good friend would have stopped me! haha
Need a tissue for those tears Shannon?! What's wrong with a good rave anyway? Always b*tching about something aren't you!! haha Yes, cougars FTW!! All I know is that I went there wearing boxers and left in womans underwear. :eek3: :roll: :???:
:eek3:...the "Red Door." Might want to go see the Dr. just 2 B safe.:laugh: And that turkey hat is ftw! All night long with your head up a birds ass.
