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    dont worry about it
    you are such a woman! men dont need recipes. there called instructions on the back of all the boxed foods we buy at the store.
     
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    theres no secret at all... open easy mac, add water, microwave, stir in powdered cheese mix, and enjoy!
     
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    You read the instructions?
     
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    I came across something similar to this years ago, but it was for "chain resteraunt" food recipes. Ex. they had the recipe for the Olive Gardens alfredo sauce:yumyum: and for the artichoke spinach dip which is also a favorite of mine from the O.G.



    *Wishing that I had a copy of it right now.*
     
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    LOL, I was going to mention that.

    I thought that the box only holds the ingredients....after I take them out, I throw it away.
     
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    I don't know about you but McDonald's already cooked my food when I pick it up.
     
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    lol, McD's was funny
     
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    Im Illiterate, I just look at the pictures. Thats my instructions/recipes. Who has time to read? lol
     
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    i mostly found it by looking for the applebees perfect margarita, but i hear ya
     
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    well then you are a women too becouse if you throw the box away then all you have is a bunch of ingredients and you would have to know how to cook to put them all together in order.
     
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    +1. open box, remove food, throw away box. there is no read box step involved.
     
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    ooooo, the perfect marg is bomb. I'll be making use of that site fo sho.

    BTW, i was going to go to culinary school, then decided I like money too much and didn't. I do watch the cooking channel though. (puts on flame suit before readymix reads this).
     
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    so you guys know how long to cook stuff like noodles and meat? pizzas i can see just looking at what temp to cook it at and then just watching it tell it looks done. but say, hamburger helper or any other helper, you got to do stuff in steps and i would like to think that that is for more of the "experienced" cooker and you cant just throw it all in and its done. you have to know how much milk and water to add. hello?!
     
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    psh, i can cook anything. food network ftw! lol
     
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    noodles,7-8 min.
    meat?
    Chicken:approx. 15 min(165 degrees)
    Hamburger:Til' browned.:biggrin:
    Steak:Just depends on how you like it.

    And, if you've had one hamburger helper, you should know how and what order the steps are. It's only 3-4 steps EVERY time! :p And btw...I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, thank you.;)
     
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    then why do you NOT have a wagon man, jeeez, all the other dykes trapped in mens bodies drive them. hop on the bandWAGON :)
     
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    haha! fag!
     
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    :nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:\/\/\/
     
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    who needs instructions on how to make dinner?

    I will brake it down for you.

    1. goto fridge
    2. grab beer
    3. crack open
    4. drink

    or

    1. wife I am hungary
    2. I could also use a beer.
     
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    wow you are a whole country.......

    mine is come home... dinner is cooked.. yay... or come home NO dinner cooked so out comes the cereal & coffee....
     
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    Or could just live with a kid who is in culinary school and wants to be a chef like I am. Kid goes nuts in our kitchen and whips up some crazy good sh*t. All I ever have to do is put the dishes in the dishwasher, throw one of those packets in and hit start
     
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    ???

    I've made hamburger helper many times and the only step I know of the 3-4 steps is that I got to look at the box or I'll screw it up.

    The only thing I don't need steps for is calling Carbonies. I have their number saved in my phone.
     
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    I'm eating tuna helper right now.....I had to use the instructions for it.

    but I can handle corn dogs and beer :yumyum:
     
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    MRE: Meal Ready to Eat.

    Scary thing is that when it comes to cooking I can make a 3 layer cake over a camp fire, but not in an oven. hmm.... fire good kitcen bad.
     
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    Um, I know the Perfect Margarita Recipe. And it isn't on that site. After extensive testing and perfecting...also, hints from an ex-employee.