Sh1tty Parking job call out and picture thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by idget, Mar 3, 2012.

  1. idget
    Offline

    idget Want to pokéman? PM ShortytheFirefighter Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    4,202
    Trophy Points:
    398
    This is like the official spotted thread, except to showcase dickbags that park like this...

    [​IMG]
    (Rainbow on Larpenteur and Hamline/Lexingtonish)

    The woman in the car ahead was laughing hysterically when she saw me stop dead in my tracks, stop my gf, and heard me say "hold on, that's the ****tiest parking job I've seen all week... I need to take a picture." From this angle it doesn't look nearly as bad as when you looked head on towards the cart corral.

    Aaaaaad GO!

    All makes/models welcome. Location and pics preferred.
     
    Last edited: Mar 25, 2013
  2. readymix
    Offline

    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    2,683
    Trophy Points:
    473
    Oh, god, this is gonna be great. I will dominate this thread. I work at hospitals. People that go to or work at hospitals don't give a **** about parking properly. And I ALWAYS comment on it when I see it because it boils my blood.
     
  3. tangledupinblu
    Offline

    tangledupinblu Event Coordinator Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    6,621
    Trophy Points:
    573
    Ahh, dammit! Now i'm going to need to buy a camera to join the funs.
     
  4. BroCo
    Offline

    BroCo Moderator Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    981
    Trophy Points:
    198
    Might as well sticky this bitch, love the idea!
     
    Hagadorn likes this.
  5. Musashi
    Offline

    Musashi Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    583
    Trophy Points:
    348
    He's only doing that to help bank the carts into the cart parking grid.
     
    RexNEffect and vangstaboi86 like this.
  6. pillboy
    Offline

    pillboy Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    2,192
    Trophy Points:
    248
    Last Monday at Milios's in Eden Prairie at about 11:15am, a white WRX or STi 5-door parked diagonally, taking up two spaces, one of which was an end space. Be careful who you call dickbags.
     
  7. fancyfootwork15
    Offline

    fancyfootwork15 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    211
    Trophy Points:
    128
    Haha at idgets pic. Good excuse to smash a cart into the rear quarter panel to have it look like an accident. Good thread.
     
  8. idget
    Offline

    idget Want to pokéman? PM ShortytheFirefighter Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    4,202
    Trophy Points:
    398
    Why, I see dickbags hard parking their subarus all the time. Hence posting this thread on a subaru forum lol.
     
    tangledupinblu likes this.
  9. Medic_538
    Offline

    Medic_538 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    77
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Notice the sticker in the upper left corner??? HOSE DRAGGER!! lol

    This is going to be good times till the end of time, and probably then too!
     
  10. badbennyb
    Offline

    badbennyb Has no title

    Likes Received:
    170
    Trophy Points:
    248
    LOL
    [​IMG]
     
  11. zisson33
    Offline

    zisson33 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    19
    Trophy Points:
    103
    I'm sure the Suby didn't want to get a door ding from the Maserati?
     
  12. readymix
    Offline

    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    2,683
    Trophy Points:
    473
    PFT, whatever. I've thrown Subarus out of the Firestone lot for parking like dickbags. If you can't perform the simple task of putting your car between some ****ing lines so that other people can park in the spots next to you, then you have absolutely no business being around car enthusiasts. You make other Subaru drivers look bad. And you make yourself look like a ****ing retard.
     
    twiztid_rs likes this.
  13. WRX1
    Offline

    WRX1 _ Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    558
    Trophy Points:
    348
    ohhh man, this will be good. I will have to clean off my phone because the cummins lot is populated by the largest group of people who "don't care" that I have ever seen. Bonus points for video??

    Russ
     
  14. twiztid_rs
    Offline

    twiztid_rs Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    347
    Trophy Points:
    268
    This is f'in awesome....!!!!!

    I will love posting on this thread as i have at least 2 people a DAY park like total d-bags at the parts store....

    Awesome idea Idget
     
  15. tangledupinblu
    Offline

    tangledupinblu Event Coordinator Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    6,621
    Trophy Points:
    573
    Lolol...i recognise that dickbags RS....VX. And yes, didn't want the Maserati to door ding the paint job...he was all out of flat black spraypaint.
     
  16. derp
    Offline

    derp Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    3,797
    Trophy Points:
    248
    I park in as many parking spots as my fatass wagon will fit in. i can usually take up at least 1 corner of about 6 parking spots.
     
    Subie Lovers likes this.
  17. Mr.Tran
    Offline

    Mr.Tran Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    286
    Trophy Points:
    168
    Here's one I took and another that I think is pretty priceless.
     

    Attached Files:

  18. twiztid_rs
    Offline

    twiztid_rs Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    347
    Trophy Points:
    268

    [​IMG]

    Example.. said dickbag^^^
     
  19. BroCo
    Offline

    BroCo Moderator Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    981
    Trophy Points:
    198
    ^^^^ I can see why they would park that gem like that. Notice that there are no other cars in the parking lot, you can never be too careful.
     
  20. freeze2104
    Offline

    freeze2104 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    73
    Trophy Points:
    113
    oh man, i cant wait to fill this thread... i work at moa and i see at least 3 sweet parking jobs everytime i get to work. let it begin!
     
  21. Medic_538
    Offline

    Medic_538 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    77
    Trophy Points:
    113
    HAHA! I was thinking the same thing. I will be up at Southdale Hospital on Tuesday and they park sideways up there.
     
  22. .17HMR
    Offline

    .17HMR New Member

    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Oh boy, I'm def taking the Cam W/ to Wal-Mart tomarrow
     
  23. Medic_538
    Offline

    Medic_538 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    77
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Not fair, that could be considered stacking the deck!! lol
     
    TSTRBOY2004 likes this.
  24. readymix
    Offline

    readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    2,683
    Trophy Points:
    473
    My work used to cover that location. The 2 level ramp behind the second building was always full of idiot parking jobs.
     
  25. Frogy
    Offline

    Frogy Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    49
    Trophy Points:
    233
    It's funny my co workers wonder why I get mad about this sort of thing, but really what does it say about a person's regard for others if they can't even park? I think this should be a competition with points, just for fun!
     
  26. tangledupinblu
    Offline

    tangledupinblu Event Coordinator Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    6,621
    Trophy Points:
    573
    They are the same sort of person that just leave the shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot instead of returning it to where it belongs.:facepalm:
     
    JuStaWRX likes this.
  27. Threshld1
    Offline

    Threshld1 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    93
    Trophy Points:
    233
  28. ofspunk7
    Offline

    ofspunk7 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,147
    Trophy Points:
    298
    Why not just angle the other way? The snow is blocking the left parking spot. Why not have your ass end hanging on the left side since no one can park there anyways? By putting your car closer to someone's drivers side door you are asking for a door ding. People just don't think. If you are going to park like an ass put some SCIENCE into it.
     
    BroCo likes this.
  29. Medic_538
    Offline

    Medic_538 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    77
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Cuz I'z drivin a Ezcalaid wit mad whipz yo...... I can't do that, puked in my mouth a bit.
     
  30. idget
    Offline

    idget Want to pokéman? PM ShortytheFirefighter Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    4,202
    Trophy Points:
    398
    Oh I can't WAIT to see these. We went last Friday for the first time in ages. Not only do people park like assholes there but they also drive completely oblivious to what's going on around them. I almost got tboned 4 times and ran into head-on 6 times (twice someone on their phone almost turned right into my front bumper, 3 were from people taking up the entire lane, and 1 was kinda justified due to the guy having to swerve 6 feet to avoid a parked truck sticking 4' out of a tiny spot around a blind corner) in the span of 5 minutes. Good thing we were in the POS lgt lol
     
  31. freeze2104
    Offline

    freeze2104 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    73
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Yea, every Saturday is like that. If your not at the mall before 11am it's a war zone.
     
  32. Threshld1
    Offline

    Threshld1 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    93
    Trophy Points:
    233
    I figured it out, he most likely cannot see over the dash cause his seat is horizontal.
     
    tangledupinblu likes this.
  33. ofspunk7
    Offline

    ofspunk7 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,147
    Trophy Points:
    298
  34. Frogy
    Offline

    Frogy Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    49
    Trophy Points:
    233
    Here is an Eden Prairie firefighter parked at OPH in EP, I emailed the picture to the chief and he didn't seem to think there was a problem. To me, this guy could have easily parked in the fully unobstructed space, or let everybody out of the passenger side do his car and parked near the snow bank and still allowed someone to park in the normal space?
     

    Attached Files:

  35. idget
    Offline

    idget Want to pokéman? PM ShortytheFirefighter Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    4,202
    Trophy Points:
    398
    Mall parking lots. How do they work?

    [​IMG]
     
  36. idget
    Offline

    idget Want to pokéman? PM ShortytheFirefighter Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    4,202
    Trophy Points:
    398
    That's called courtesy. Something not in the typical Subaru driver's vocabulary.
     
  37. badbennyb
    Offline

    badbennyb Has no title

    Likes Received:
    170
    Trophy Points:
    248
    ^^^^tru dat!

    Pic is gone.....u mad?
     
  38. idget
    Offline

    idget Want to pokéman? PM ShortytheFirefighter Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    4,202
    Trophy Points:
    398
    ???

    I still see it.
     
  39. badbennyb
    Offline

    badbennyb Has no title

    Likes Received:
    170
    Trophy Points:
    248
    The RSVX? It still says deleted. Oh well, I didn't really think you were a dickbag anyway but the pic was LOLable.
     
  40. idget
    Offline

    idget Want to pokéman? PM ShortytheFirefighter Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    4,202
    Trophy Points:
    398
    Oh! You hotlinked. Yeah I did some pb organizing and put it in a different folder. I'll put it back up in a sec.
     
  41. freeze2104
    Offline

    freeze2104 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    73
    Trophy Points:
    113
    ive been super dissapointed.. everyday i get excited to take some pics and then people decide they can park now.. stay tuned.. ill get some eventually.
     
  42. TSTRBOY2004
    Offline

    TSTRBOY2004 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    320
    Trophy Points:
    393
    just come to my school when it snows.. the guys here are so retarded they cant piss in a toilet correctly yet alone hit a parking spot straight!!! I deleted a pic of the most bizarre park Ive ever seen... over half the car out into the aisle when every other car was normal.. no snow.. lines visible.. RYTARD
     
  43. pillboy
    Offline

    pillboy Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    2,192
    Trophy Points:
    248
    We need a piss thread. I swear to god 95 percent of the male population is blind and can't find the urinal/toilet. I'm not sure if the fire hose is so big and under high pressure that it is impossible to control or if it is so small that they can't get a handle on it to aim. I suspect the latter.
     
    Ne0z and TSTRBOY2004 like this.
  44. ofspunk7
    Offline

    ofspunk7 Well-Known Member

    Likes Received:
    1,147
    Trophy Points:
    298
    At the gym. Why not just park @ the back of the lot with me? It empty back here..... you're at the gym.... walk the extra 30 seconds.


    [​IMG]


    My spot... lots of room


    [​IMG]
     
  45. BroCo
    Offline

    BroCo Moderator Staff Member

    Likes Received:
    981
    Trophy Points:
    198
    It's a Cadi YO! You know only D-bags own Cadi's!
     
    tehfuzz and ofspunk7 like this.

Share This Page