so i was driving down 35 when....

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and if you look really close his rear bumper is about to fall off.... if you couldnt tell.... its a chevy
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the girlfriend and i got a great laugh out of this one. and to top it all off he had a huge tach screwed to the dash:lollollollol:

 

ewww That is disgusting

 

wow thats hot

 

LOL, the rear of that car looks like my one year old boys diaper after he fills it. Drooping very low... sorry, what can I say. I'm a parent.

 

I can't read the license plate too clearly, but it looks like it's personalized:
FAT ASS

 

american rice ftw

 

lol JDM cavalier FTW!

 

so fast so furious!

 

nasty

 

when you see something like that do not give it any sort of attention. he'll think that u think its cool

 

i saw that thing the other day too, i gave him a big thumbs up

 

lmfao

 

Reminds me of Fat Bastard's Butt crack.

 

He deserves a ricer ticket (Wha? an american ricer? oh well, still he needs one)

 

Man wins car on The Price Is Right, modifies it with money won playing Plinko, shortly after he is on Jerry Springer for cheating on his wife because HAWT car was actually a chick magnet in the trailer court.

 

it is cool

 

And that color was awesome! What was it, baby-butt brown?

 

I hate that car

 

I have seen that piece of garbage at the marathon gas station on highway 41 in chaska. He has dual tip exhaust that come out of the center of the rear bumper. I lolled when I saw that pile. I would race him for pinks then when I won I could sell his car and buy floor mats with the money.

 

damn, 99legacy has heated mirrors, stock!!!!

 

another thread back from the dead!

 

Why is it so funny when people rice out a cavalier, but not as funny when someone rices out a civic.
Its bascially the same thing!

They both get 30-35 mpg, take 18+ seconds to cover a 1/4 mile, and they're tiny little shoeboxes. I dunno, I laugh whenever I see a ricer, be it american or import.

 

haha, domestic rice...

We should name them something equally as generic and stereotypical to the states. Something like...hot dogs.

::edit:: that would imply there was something "hot" about them, and thats just retarded. Disregard the statement above.

Maybe a sissy term like "french fries" would work well. "frenchy" for short.

 

^ :lollollollol:

 

thats exactly what im thinkin

 

Your guys r just jealous! You know its teh tytest whip you've evar seen!!1

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Seriously though, I just don't know what some people are thinking... There are some cars (if you can call them that) that are much worse than this at my parking lot at work though. It's a damn shame...

 

Those guys always look confused when they see me laughing and pointing.

 

that's why you need to carry a small sign in your car that says "your ride sucks"...

 

Not a bad idea, except I'm faster and they prolly can't read that quick.

 

its great when you get a hard freezing rain or anything of the sort, about 5 min and they are clear

 

FTWXELEVENTYBILLION!!!!!!!!!!

 

yep, depending on the car, I either laugh, or shake my head in disapproval

 

Yes, and their drivers are called "wheaters."

 

Or "retards."