An old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.” The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President, and does not reside here.” The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away without another word. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton”. The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and does not reside here.” The man thanked him and again walked away . . . The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I’ve told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and does not reside here. Don’t you understand?” The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!” The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Oorah sir, See you tomorrow.” :laugh: ANOTHER One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.'' The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.'' The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir.'''
HA, another one I heard from my platoon Sergeant last night. ___________________________________________________________ One day an old man was sitting on a bench in a park. Suddenly a young man came and sat down next to him. The young man was dressed extravagantly, and had spiked hair that was dyed with many, many colours. The old man stared at the young man... and whenever the young man looked, the old man just kept staring at him. Finally the young man couldnt take it anymore, and asked the old man sarcastically... "What's the matter with you OLD MAN?! Never done anything wild in your life?" Then the old man replied... "Once I got drunk and had sex with a Peacock, I was just wondering if you could be my son."
