Any car that gets cheap and is a "tuner" car will be the new honda. BMW 335i's have attracted honda level owners too. You can get a beat to **** automatic one for less than $10k and it has "TWIN TURBOS" so all the broke bros buy them and destroy them.
What an opportunity to easily dispose of a Subaru with all the typical problems. Park it in an area with a known high theft rate. Take insurance proceeds and buy a dependable car. Problem solved.