t3hw00t d0t c0m 2nd B-day party...

Those that were there last year know the drill.

November 17th, 2007.

Starts whenever you decide to show up, but I'd prefer you call me in advance if you will be there before 6pm. I know some people need to escape their significant others so they show up early and drink all my liquor before anyone else arrives. It happens.

This year we have the nice folks from ThinkTank bringing the wheels of steel for to can has make the nice audible tones and such in the basement. The usual Jagermeister binge-fest. (We'll try to keep Justin from manning the pump this year, as that turned out to be destructive to the drywall....fobia + LOL helmet = break out the touch up paint.) Plus, there is usually some sort of video game business. Brian and the boys had the Guitar hero on the bigscreen last year, and there was a feeble tetris tournament that phi11 up and owned everyone on. I have the 4 player TMNT arcade game which is always FTW, and Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. And for the autisitc types, there is a 4 lane slot track that can be setup.

Prep your tummy for mass drinking, and remember, nobody leaves drunk...bring a blanket or whatever you think you need to pass out comfortably. There are two giant lovesacs, and two smaller ones. The large ones seat up to 3, but 2 could sleep on one comfortably, and nobody will give you a hard time for passing out next to someone of the same sex...(we just take pics of it, and post them online )

Also, some of you may remember the drama last year. That wont happen again, trust me. This year will be baby-mama-drama-free.

BYOB please, I can't get all of you wasted on my own dime, so bring whatever makes you retarded...Jagermeister always works.

Any questions, feel free to PM me. I will also PM directions upon request, or you can just click the link in the shops section for "Readymix's Chop Shop."

-Readymix

 

FYI, I can do sheetrock patching and touch ups free of charge...well it will cost you some lullz, which are cheap.

So Matt, you may sport the helmet again. With the miXx's approval. lol.

 

And build badass robot costumes. You sir, are a jack of all trades.

 

Yes, the helmet is awaiting a worthy booze warrior. Are you up to the challenge again this year?

 

And what does 3/8" drywall cost per sheet these days?

 

Ya know, I haven't seen the slot machine since last year. Maybe we can just get a group to hold hands in a circle, and we'll take the ignition wires from the lawnmower and have one person on each end of the chain hold those, while someone yanks on the pull starter cord. I believe that works sometimes. Otherwise, if someone can find a good shock toy, I'd be more than happy to leave it lying around teh house for random people to mess with.

Aegis and I were at the MOA a little while ago and found a laser pointer that had two buttons. One turned on the laser, the other delivered a shock. That could be fun.

 

Cute joke, but the uninitiated know nothing of the giant sacks.

I have 2 six foot diameter scrotums in my living room covered in suede.

 

Yeah, you.

 

Yeah, we tried to explain to Bee that you really have no choice but to drink. The second you walk in the door there is someone manning the Jagermeister pump making sure you drink.

 

Yeah, winter snuck up on us.

 

That's because every time you come over, Pete is here. And Pete is addicted to the Jager.

 

Yep, Phi11 nailed it. I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard Pete say "Only a few more left in this bottle. Let's finish it off."