Thank St. Paul Officer Paulson if you see him

Well, as the story goes, tell him thanks if you know him. he knows who i am, kinda... black car at New Hong Kong Kitchen on Dale and Maryland this past weekend. 'nuff said... i'm too embarassed to talk about it.

 

did i miss something ??

 

i was waiting for someone to say that.... :?:

 

so he let you off for a handjob?

 

or it could be oral s3x........

 

you guys can say all you want, but fact of the matter is if this were to happen to any of you guys, you wouldn't appreciate the rude comments.

he saved me about $13000 in fines, jail time, insurance prices, etc.

all this without switching to geico!

 

:lol:

 

went out drinking in forest lake. drank a bunch... a bunch! i'd say i probably had about 4 40s, Camo, which are 8.5%, and about 3 or 4 12oz budweisers and 6 or 7 shots of tequilla.

got a into a little conflict with a few cousins who thought they were GOD, and so i left. i was fine when i left, so i took my cousin home down to st. paul. as i was driving home, things got blurry. i don't remember anything from minnehaha and dale until maryland and dale where i stepped outside of my car and met with st. paul's officer paulson. he asked me if i knew where i was, and i said "forest lake?" eventhough i knew i had just dropped my cousin off at home. he didn't even want to give me the tests because i told him i knew i would fail them. he laughed, and asked me ot sit in the back of his squad.

while there, we talked small bulls**t and i asked him if my uncles were working, some st. paul officers also... which i think is why i got off so easily.

we talked about being a cop and the harsh treatment society gives them... and after a while, he simply told me he was gonna give me a ride home and that we leave my car in the parking lot...

OMIGOD!

there's more to the story, but i don't remember much. i woke up in the morning to go looking for my car outside, only to find his business card in my pocket with the location of my car. hehehe never gonna do that again. never! learned my lesson. i hope you guys learn from this too, though i didn't suffer anything... just a close call with death, and bankruptcy.

 

You DID gave him an oral; you just were too drunk to remember!!! :lol: You know I'm kidding.

Drinking too much with the intention of driving afterward is always wrong. Glad to hear of your luck, man. You need to help Fuji with his bad luck. Let him hang out with you, would ya?

 

same here. i think you should send him something for not giving you 13,000 in fines or jail time .

 

okay you dont need to lie about what you drank, honestly you could say you drank 2 wine coolers (which you probably did) and you were three sheets to the wind, no need to make things up, 4 40s? shots?? no f-ing way, maybe if your 400 lbs, chances are you weigh around 140 lbs TOPS, so 1-40oz would get you pretty tipsy. :roll:

 

this thread sux

 

+1

 

ignorance is bliss... maybe you don't drink much, but body mass doesn't always factor in with the whole drinking factor. i know guys half my weight who can pull theirselves around justfine. and fyi, no, i'm not 400lbs, nor am i 140lbs. i weigh about 190lbs, and i've been attending traditional hmong weddings and sitting at the tables since i was in the mid teens... if you know anything about traditional hmong weddings, and what it means to be sitting at the tables, then everything you just mentioned above could be tossed out of the window.

i can understand where you're coming from, but without knowing the person, don't assume that we're all liars.

 

everyone was is just giving you a hard time. all fun and games. no worries.

 

i know, i'm not worried. i just wanted to say my thing, and maybe expect to be bashed about my stupidity for doing so... but ignorant comments are pretty... well, ignorant.

and yes, i am ignorant too.

btw, justin, you're the kid that works at sears right? i was with victor when we all went to chipotle... i just didn't drive up my evo, remember?

 

sorry..i work at st. paul travelers with yosmiley. but i was at sears today buying a new craftsman tool chest.

 

Give no relation to any cops that's 4 sho

 

yeah maybe Fujis driving would get ya closer to home without getting pulled over... or KILLING someone

and how do you know he is lying... I used to drink a case of beer (24) before we even went out to the clubs just about every saturday night.. then while at the clubs, I would easily go through $100-$200 in grog... (alcahol).. and yes there was occasions I drove home but not a saturday night... usually a wed comedy night after about 15 beers over 5 hours... very stoopid.. by the Grace of God no-one ever got killed...

this is not to brag as I no longer drink or club... but to say drinking ability isnt determined by your weight, but by whether you are too brain dead to eliminate more brain cells and get drunk ha ha ha ha

 

like i said, ignorance is bliss.. but no worries. i have witnesses that saw me drinking... and yes, they were sober. i have no reason to lie, that's just stupid. lies are just another story to remember.

 

sorry, not to pretend to not sound racist, but all white people look alike! hahaha j/k anyhow, i think i remember him saying something about you working there. that's cool. i suppose he's pretty cool there, huh? too bad you don't know the real him. hahaha... the guy who tried to take a corner too fast on the 4th of july? well, that should be another post...

 

Thats funny. i dont care what you say. that was funny!

 

I'd definatly send him something; even just a gift certificate for lunch somewhere and a note that says "thank you for your service".

 

lets hear more on this vic story!!!

 

:lol: dayemn!!!! TEd your jus opening yourself up to get clowned on!!!! to bad no one really gives a dayemn...FYI hopefully next time u know better not to post any of your scandalous stories up here :lol:

 

yes, in fact, i did write this story to get clowned on. anyone as stupid as me to have done such deserves to be bashed! i got what's coming to me. i know, it sounds idiotic, but this is reality at it's best. i know that this was a personal affair, but the mnsubaru guys have been like a family to me... hehehe j/p.

naw, i just wanted to ler people know that i'm also human, like fuji, and make mistakes. fuji, don't feel bad, i'm more an idiot than you are. atleast you were in control of your car. that cop that chased you, as i was, had no control what-so-ever.

 

well...that cop...I don't know. All I knew was that I was gaining ground...but then I knew it was not good so I stopped, then they stop behind me. I only realised that his rim was bent when he started driving. That's why I asked him about his wheel. That's when we answered that he his the center median chasing me.

But of course, all these skills are good, but I think they'll put a worser something on me if they knew I knew what I was doing and what I am capable of when behind the wheel, especially if they know that I have experience in track racing/autocrossing, which takes some skills.

But guys, this is how it shapes us to who we are. Be happy that you know more as you experience it.