so I created the most awsome lollercaustic quiz ever... feel free to do whatever with it... and ON with the skarecrow show Round one If you were a E-wok, and one of your little furry buddys threw a rock... and it hit you in the head.. youd prolly be angry or something.... but knowing you could only say three words in english, what would you say? If you were a natzi in germany.. and your pappy wanted you to goto an all natzi school.. but instead you wanted to come to america to practice the awsome art of the flute... how would you tell your natzi dad? I you could be a super hero, and have one weapon of mass distruction... who would you be, what secret power would you have, and whats your weapon of mass distruction? If you were at christmas dinner with your family, and you farted so loud the table wiggled.... would you balme it on the dog? and how? If you fought the law.. would the law win? If you were put ina round rubber room with no way out.. and you had one crazy thing you could say to your doctor to just piss the little bastard off.... what would it be? If you could be a fat person... would you be ultra mega fat? You just lost your legs in a horrible portable chess accedent... what would you get to replace your legs? You just got a pet squid at the local supermart... name him. Whats the secret word of today? When someone says it.. will you scream? Your brother was running with soccer ball, and then drop kicked it accedently hitting your dads shrint machine. This in turn shrinks you to the size of a dime. Would you gather people up in front of the machine so you could shrink them and start your own world? or just try and figure out away to get big again.. so you could piss in your brothers ear? Uh oh... your cousin just ate your new pet squid.. what are you going to do? You just found out you turn into a gorilla at midnight. you have 2 hours left... what do you do? How do you tell your mom theres a wierd looking alien in your room? How bout a strange man with a cucumber? What is a strange thing that goes bump in the night? Is frank the bunny real? Do you believe in santa? How bout the easter bunny? How bout satan? How bout microsoft? What do they all have in common? Did you try and figure it out? Did you flush the toilet? Would you keep a jackalope as a pet? If your hampster was secret spy from the russian gov. sent to destroy your dreams.... would you destroy the evil spy by form of torture.. or would you love him just the same? why would you hurt him, he did nothing wrong? Don't lie to me... why did you hurt him? You sonofoabitch, I know you hurt him.. where did you put the body? Should this be the last Question? Do you want more?
Ewok, not E-wok. Nazi, not Natzi. Superheros don't have weapons of mass destruction. They help people.
