...and I've just about had it with this constant sissy high-school-girl slapfight contest that is going on around here. Normally, before posting something like this, I start in the Moderator forum and gauge interest in the idea. But this time I'm going Vigilante Moderator on this. Call it the MNSubaru Cleansing of 2009. From now on, when I see petty bickering and slapfighting going on in threads, like the crap I saw today in that EJ powered VW thread, I'm just going to hand out bans. No warnings, no points. You're just gonna spend some time with your ****ing nose in the corner. And on the part about not informing my collegues first...well, I figured that would give me at least a good 8 hours of solid ban-hammering before anyone noticed or had an opportunity to un-moderate me to stop me from doing it. Since nobody wanted to step up and bring the swift hammer of bannination on this playground of fail....well, it's time. Be prepared, you want to act like a child and have little kiddy slapfights in every thread? You'll be taking an extended vacation from this place. I'm stuck in Green Bay and my only entertainment at this time is surfing the web. And when one of my favorite sites spirals down to a bunch of schoolyard shoving, I've got nothing else better to do than mop it up, and toss you ****ing children out like last week's turkey necks. Watch your backs, -readymix
I'll take your posts as 'thumbs up.' BTW, if anyone whines or defends their actions here or elsewhere, I'll ban you.
I'm guessing that if I get enough of them, I could boil them in a water/olive oil mixture with some basil and rosemary for a few hours to make a broth, then add noodles to it.
I missed all the drama. Really sorry about that, keep waving the big ban hammer. You have my support.
He's gone rogue! :laugh: I missed all the fun on that one. This is what happens when I decide to work....
It's best to forget what happened and look forward to the future of the forums. And while staring into the unknown tomorrow, keep your trap shut and don't flame, taunt, bicker, cry, whine or complain...otherwise I'll ban you with a swift, firm and brutal ban-fist. Yeah, I said "ban fist" because hammers aren't even necessary at this point. I'll do it with my bare hands.
So would it be safe to say we'll be having some serious fisting action around here? I have a feeling we're about to get a lot more traffic around these parts.
You see, I make a thread with a pinch of bait in it, and all the trolls come to take a nibble. Keep it up, I see where this is headed, and don't think that our history or friendship will save you from me banning the **** out of any one of you.