This guy has obviously never owned a nice car

he rants about people who wash their cars ... it is good for a laugh.

http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article3553152.ece

 

your kidding about him not owning a nice car right?

 

yeah, obviously. Oh i forgot, the sarcasm meter doesn't show on mnsubaru.

 

i hope your kidding.....you are right????? I pray to the car Gods that you know who Jeremy Clarkson is......please say you do?..............If not then this thread = Fail

 

i kinda figured you were but you never know!

 

Don't worry, I'm not Taras! :wiggle:

 

"This behaviour is called “being a concours enthusiast” and it’s very dangerous. Many “concours enthusiasts” go on to be murderers"
-People who wash their cars later become murderers.

"First of all, it’s very hard work. You have to do all the exercises favoured by homosexuals in gyms."
-Washing your car makes u a homosexual.

"So how much do you have to hate the sight of your wife and children before you think, “I’d rather go outside into the cold and spend a couple of hours burnishing my wheel nuts”?"
-Hating your family makes you wash your car.

This guy has some personal issues and imo an Rtard

 

yes he does have some personal issues... HES BRITISH!

but thats what makes him so damn funny

 

You sir, FAIL!

This man is freaking hilarious and he can really drive the crap out of a car, not to say he is on par with the stig, but he sure can drive.

 

True that. I <3 top gear, but i havent caught n e thing this hilarous on the show!

 

Really? I guess it is pretty British humour. I laugh so hard quite often.

 

Damnit, I must watch the episodes i have downloaded and pay close attention to wat he says

 

Yes, you have to go through great lengths in html to get the sarcasm meter to show up here. I've gone through the liberty of adding one to your post here.

And he can't fit into a GT40, so he had to get the newer GT :biggrin: The reliability standards haven't changed much though.

 

blackozone, I <3 you.

 

he only had that for a year, then found it to be a piece of crap and got rid of it. iirc.

 

<<<<<<<<<<<admitting that I fell for it, I must be lacking sarcasm today

 

that's funny on so many levels.


I totally get where he's coming from though. There was a thread on nasioc where everyone was talking about playing in the snow. duh, it's a bunch of subaru's right? wrong!

This guy goes on and on about every time he gets the urge to go romp in the snow with his sti, he takes out a toothbrush and starts detailing it. Even taking the wheels off so he can clean the hard to reach spots.

THAT's retarded.