*this is for real*"free stuff, free food, free beer, free car wash for your time"****

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  1. demong
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    Here's the deal, quick and simple, not lying and this is coming out of my pocket.
    thats including car washing supplies out of my pocket to polish up your SUBARU.

    the catch is that
    you have to be 25 years old or older
    or be living with parents 25 years old or older,

    Schedule with me to do a 25 minute appointment demonstration of showing my cool knives and you'll get some free stuff, free goodies, or free services by me, you don't have to get anything at all, sit back and check out the cool demonstration.

    HERE'S WHAT YOU WILL GET AT THE END OF THE 25 MINUTE DEMO

    FREE BEER
    FREE CAR WASHING SUPPLIES
    FREE CAR WASH BY ME
    FREE COMPUTER REPAIR
    FREE PHOTO PRINOUTS USING MY PORTIPRINTER
    FREE FOOD
    if you prefer a delicous meal, vegetarian or meaty, let me know.
    FREE MONGOLIAN BARBEQUE

    Just PM me to set up the time and appointment. preferably locally in the st.paul or minneapolis area.
    DON'T FLAME,
    JUST LET ME FLAME THE MEAT THAT I'LL BE CUTTING UP FOR YOU TO EAT IF YOU PREFER

    VERY SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
    this is my college job and for my FUTURE WRX.

    and yes, I DO NEED HELP.
     
  2. n1ck
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    Are you selling CutCo? good luck, man..
     
  3. Musashi
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    Sure, I don't mind helping out another brother. I'll be in St Paul this Saturday at noon at A.C. My car needs some serious details after last weekend, so I can use your help.
     
  4. predavore
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    I actually need new knives. I will PM you now...
     
  5. qstarin
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    Hmm .. I need new knives, too.
     
  6. Hallywood
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    We had someone come to our house to "cook" for us once....the guy ended up trying to sell us some crazy expensive pots and pans. Expensive = $1500 for one pot. I told him to gtfo of my house, then I thought the guy was going to try and kill me.

    Good luck on your business. Don't try to kill anyone if they don't buy your knives.
     
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    Yeah, he has knives...make sure you have guns ready.
     
  8. ShortytheFirefighter
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    ShortytheFirefighter Pokemans. I has none. Staff Member

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    That's the first rule of a knife fight: Bring a gun. If possible, bring friends with guns.
     
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    Guys Demong would never hurt anyone. No need to go there!!!
     
  10. demong
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    Lol,
    you think that i'm that crazy to do something like that.
    :laugh:

    but then again, sniff-sniff, i do miss driving an Impreza WRX so I got to work hard on this job...

    I'm relaxed, i wont pressure at all.
    NO PRESSURE AT ALL,
    just check out the cool demo.

    This is basically show and tell, thats it.

    But anyways,
    If the weather is good next friday,
    Im going to buy a big stack load of MN SUBARU STICKERS from scuba steve and then give them out for free with 12 packs of soda if anyone wants to give me 20 minutes of their time for a quick demo.
    I'll show it to you for 20 minutes, you don't have buy anything afterwards if you don't want too, no pressure at all, no strings attatched, if you do want some high quality cutlery, i'll have an order form and we can go from there,

    So i'm hooking you up.
     
  11. demong
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    Anybody up for a free meal just for a 20 minute demonstration?