Tim and Justin: get out of my dreams!

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  1. kickin_81
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    This morning, I had a dream. ...a wet dream.

    I went walking in a college that had students and girls around. All of a sudden, I found myself in a park walking behind some trees coming up to the back of an outside restroom. The area had a sign posted up that read, "make-out area"... and guess what? There were couples making out!

    I come up to a caucasion girl standing alone behind the restroom crying. She was slim and was pretty cute. I ask why and she muttered something and then asked if I wanted to have s*x. Well, I didn't think otherwise and played along. As soon as I knew it, we were going at it and it was very very nice.

    All of a sudden, I hear a car drive up on the other side of the restroom and park. Guess who??? Tim turns around the corner and walks up to us! Yes he did!!! He starts cussing and stuff and goes back and yells out to his friend, "look at what we have here!" His friend pops out from the corner and... it's freiken Justin!!! I'm like, "what the F?!?!?!" Why are they here in my wet dream? Dammit.

    Tim gets angry and runs over to a pile of sticks and starts to throw them at me while I'm getting my things back on. The girl gets up and just stands there. I don't remember getting hit from Tim's projectiles, but it seemed like he threw them very hard at me and missing. I grab a wooden stick with two hands and chases him. Justin was just standing there watching and muttering. (moderators...) I try swinging at Tim, but I keep losing my balance and Tim runs around throwing more projectiles at me and missing. :roll:

    Then my alarm goes off and I lose my focus on the nice but wierd dream. Dammit!

    Tim and Justin: What do you guys have to say for yourself?! :evil:

    edit-why does the word "s-e-x" come up as "sex?"
     
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    omfg the forester has really gotten to you...its time you got a rainbow sticker, ghey ass
     
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    thats friggin awesome. i havent seen you in a few weeks...you must be missing me.
     
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    I am not t3h Ghey. No way! Tim owes me $40 and Justin's GF's hot, but that's it. Nothing sexual. :oops: :lol:
     
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    i know, im giving you shizzle
     
  6. LVT
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    haha, awww someone misses someone...
     
  7. tbone
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    Now his dreaming for a white Girl!!!!
     
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    i'm gonna tell your GF, and then while she's fragile, i'm gonna take advantage of her and her sister... dunno why... just because i can! hahaaha
     
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    ^absolute genious
     
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    ^^ and when i'm done, justin's gonna take advantage of them, because they'll both be vulnerable now... MWA HWA HWA HWAAA
     
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    ^^ you said so yourself that my GF's sis is too young for you. I guess you go by the rule: as long as there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL! Ahahaha! Besides, I've taught my girlie to don't believe any guy. None. Except me, cause she's all mine.

    If I got a scanner, I would scan a few more pics of her sis on this server. I got a few good ones. ;)
     
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    Yikes!
     
  13. tbone
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    Who's your DADDY!!!!
    Much luv bro, respect your woman don't control them
     
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    "get um before the hair does"
     
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    So you were chasing Tim around with a stick.... nakid? :oops:
     
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    omg.......i dont know what to say or how to stop laughing!!!!

    i have your money! you never show up,

    and lastly i have dreams of beuatiful lesbians getting out of a hot forester and making love with me, then fong gets out and i kill myself!


    Tim
     
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    proud to say my lesbian dreams dont envolve either a forester or fong
     
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    her younger sis is t3h Hot!!! Yia had his chance but he blew it! lol
     
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    you're funny dude... and you shouldn't be scanning her pictures and putting them up on here, man! that's just wrong.


    ahem... email them to me instead! heck, email her to me...
     
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