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readymix ...Lest ye be trod upon... Staff Member

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Don't feel like typing it all out again, so here's a cross-post.

http://www.t3hw00t.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=233&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

win-less - \'win - les\ : 1) being without or lacking win, 2) the absence of win

Oh look, you painted your wheels black

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I love it when MNSubaru's F. Scott Fitzgerald rides in on his Internet unicorn and leaves us some of his rhetorical and ornate prose. These visits are all too infrequent.
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Tony King said:

Readymix is the worst there is.
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No Readymix thread is complete until the notion of jacking off a horse is brought forth.
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PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS. Change my mind...

And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows.
As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and sing the song that ends the earth.
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"oh snap, yeah" LOL

Justin, Mar 2, 2006

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