VW Announces New Efficiency Program for Owners

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    In an effort to improve efficiency and reduce unpredictability that comes with VW ownership, the Volkswagen group has instituted a new delivery program for the dealerships.

    Details can be found here: http://tinyurl.com/cnhur7f

    No longer do you have to sit and wonder when your new Volkswagen is going to burst into a ball of flame, now they can just deliver the charred remains directly to the dealership from the factory and eliminate the guessing that comes with owning a VW product and giving the owner true peace of mind that they won't be involved in a rolling Viking funeral.
     
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    I was waiting for a massive explosion.
     
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    Try this one. Non-VW content, but 1:55 or so is pretty good.
     
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    Try this one. Non-VW content, but 1:55 or so is pretty good.

    Wow! That was crazy!
     
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    Seattle FD has a pretty good powerpoint about a CNG fueled Honda Civic that almost took out an Engine crew and destroyed about 12 cars when the tank failed during a fire. The tank itself launched and hit the bottom of an overpass 90 feet above it.
     
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    I love the truck at around :45 that comes around to the drivethru area, then promptly backs away, then tears ass out of there a few seconds before the explosion. I bet the driver of that tan Maxima **** their pants.
     
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    Guy in white truck: "Screw it, we're going to Burger King."

    Lullz.