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    It confuses the hell out of me!

    I understand why you would abbreviate when texting someone, or even when speaking via IM.

    But why the H311 do people use random numbers an otherwise? It does nothing but slow down the reading process and doesn't even abbreviate the word. I understand using it to get past the sensors when saying naughty words like: v@gina, $hit, a$$, p3ni5 and so on

    another HUGE question Why in the name of everything good and holy, do nearly all of you mis-spell "the" as teh or t3h

    On all the boards I have been on I have never seen such a proliferation of weird number, symbol, letter useage.

    please explain
     
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    It's a net lingo you wouldn't understand ;) Even I don't understand it either.
     
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    t00 much c0nfu510n f0r y0ur t3h 1nt4rw3bz? th3n l3av3!!!!1111uno kidding...this lingo is here to stay FYI
     
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    I did a Google translation of "Retard" to "English" and this is what I got.

    too much confusion for your the internet? Then leave! ( a bunch of exclamation marks)


    That makes n0 f^ing sense. I haven't seen it on NASIOC, Porsche boards, Z boards, Saab boards, various other boards. This is all a first for me.

    And I am assuming a lot of this is some huge inside joke. I still don't know what the hell "the woot" is.

    Please explain.

    Most importantly! WHY DO YOU MISPELL "THE"

    I would love to see your resume, cover letters, professional work. :D
     
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    lmao :lol: its all just a good time check out readymixxes site t3hw00t.com
     
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    when you type "the" really fast you sometimes spell it teh. It just turned into a big thing i guess.
     
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    See that is what I thought when I first came here. I just figured people were tying too fast. Then I noticed it is done by nearly everyone and then sometime with the variation containing the number 3.

    Oh well!
     
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    heheh3h3. you are referring to 1337 5p34k. (leet speak). heres a quick intro to it.

    leet speak is a web language that developed around online gaming, hacking and other web intensive things. this language revolves around replacing letters with numbers. here is a quic list of the comon replacements.

    A=4
    E=3
    l=1
    T=7
    S=5
    O=0

    there are many more, some times you will even see people making leters out of symbols such as |< = K.

    anywho back to the b4s1cs. with these simple changes to the alphabet you can start to see what happening. to further pla on the language (which was probably founded by mispellings) some new words have been formed to express certain emotions. here is a quick glance at some of the new words and thier useages.

    pwn3d or pwned = being completely owned / rocked / destroyed. words coem from teh game warcraft where in a cut scene instead of saying owned it says PWNED, and it stuck.
    w00t = YAY, HAZAA, AWSOME, AMAZING!!!! this word is thought to have originated in online gaming by people saying Wow, Loot! then it got shortened to woot! change the o to 0s and your done.

    Haxor (h4x0r) = Hacker, and a very good one at that.
    Haxored = Been pwned by a haxor

    Roxored = rocked, pwned
    roxorz = this rules! (it is very common to replace s with z)

    these are that basics or the language. if you combine the words above in wierd ways, use lotsa numbers, and randomly uppercase letters people will not think you a n00b (newbie).

    hope this helped :)
     
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    And here I thought my girlfriend was the only one who didn't know modern internet lingo!
     
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    Guess I was never in on Worlds of War Craft. :D

    I understand it for the most part. I just don't understand why? That's all.

    Thanks for t3h brief rundown Martin!
     
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    no probs!
     
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    im with topher here. u guys r lame!!!!
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JeffK

    JeffK is a fictional character made up by Lowtax from Something Awful. Some of what you see comes from him, especially writing 'teh'.
     
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    THAT IS REMARKABLE. A true history of "leet" speak.

    I just realized....you guys are NERDS! (kidding)

    However, from Wikipedia, "and the widespread imitation of Jeff K. and parodying of the "leet" stereotype by the Internet at large has made the humor too overused; in Kyanka's own words, "the Internet has murdered him"
     
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    The funny thing is that by and large most people use that particular method of typing to make fun of script kiddies etc. are caricaturing only other people making fun of the same thing. most skript kiddies havent used it in years or werent old enough to use computers when people did more commonly use script kiddie scrawl, are thereby really not making fun of anything anymore except other people making fun of the same dead culture.

    It's like hosting a talk show where everyone disses disco and parachute pants while dressed like MC hammer getting down to Staying Alive.
     
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    finally i understand what you guys are talking about sometime
     
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    This is so awesome. T3h woot, if you will

    A trajectory through social acceptance on the Internet could be seen as:

    1. The "newbie" stage, wherein a user is ignorant about languages and customs.

    2. A "Leet" stage, where a user may over-compensate in their actions, by using Leet excessively, so as to "fit in" with the "elite" social cadre. These users may also attempt to ostracize other users who have not progressed to such a stage.

    3. A more "orthodox" stage, in which attention is paid to grammar and spelling. Communities seeking credibility in the eyes of the rest of the Internet may seek to portray this level of maturity. It is at this stage when Leet is most used in a sarcastic tone.


    So I guess I am a 1, a loser n00b

    MNsubaru is at stage 2.

    And all of my more elite and sophisticated boards are at a 3.

    guess that is why I drive a "saab" KIDDING--I am not pretenti0us :D
     
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    True, but what he really meant was: 'he was KILLT BYH TEH INTARWEB!!!!111'

    J/k ;)
     
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    whoa, don't hit the nail too hard on the head, you'll embarass people

    =]

    Nasioc is at stage 4: Tenacious holding of the stage 3 fort by aggressively bombarding the stage 1 immigrants.
     
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    G00d, 4nd s3mi hum0ru5 r34d
     
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    OMFG!1 d0nt li3k 133t in t3h yu0r intArn3ts, L3AV3!!!111
     
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    You guys have me crackin up here (LOL'ing if you will) at work. People keep looking at me weird. I tell them not to worry about it...it's just my "internet friends"

    You guys are great.

    Jason, how is your shoulder after your "incident" with my dog cage? :D
     
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    0h n03$!!!!!11111121 t3h 1nt4rw3b h45 m3!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!11!1111 lololololololoop
     
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    0h N035!!!uno roflcopter 15 Dr0pp1ng WTF b0mbzors 4nd 5h00t1ng OMFG m155l35
     
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    1t$ L33t sp34k 0n t3h 1ntr4n3tz.

    werd
     
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    l33t has its origins in a few different places of frequent Internet activity. As a word, it
    derives from 'elite,' once used in the subculture as a designation for people particularly clued
    into the scene, and even being allowed access to hidden areas of online bulletin boards and
    forums. It still maintains it's original complimentary meaning, but now also designates the
    system of alphanumeric switching in typing, where numbers and symbol combinations are used
    to represent letters.
    The first most noticeable development in l33t came from creating secure passwords.
    Creating a completely random password makes them difficult to remember, but using a word
    straight from the dictionary makes it far easier to crack, as there are some programs out there that
    will input every available word to break an encryption. Integrating numbers and symbols can be
    a good way to evade these problems, and l33t allows for keeping the password in one's head as a
    word, but in the computer, it is an alphanumeric mix. One could remember the word 'armadillo'
    as a password easily, but typing it up as '4rm4d1||0' makes it more difficult to crack.
    In the same vein of variation, l33t is also being increasingly used to create unique
    handles, or user names, for various online sites. Once a person registers for a forum, chat room,
    website, et cetera under the name 'DemonHunter', that handle can't be used by anyone else (at
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    least, not without their stealing the password), and as more people sign on to the internet, more
    of the unique names disappear. One option is to begin removing vowels from the desired user
    name - 'DemonHntr', or 'DmonHnter', but that has a maximum limit of combinations as well, a
    much smaller limit too, once certain combinations are dismissed as incomprehensible (for
    example: 'DmnHntr'). Another option is to begin adding numbers to the end of the name,
    'DemonHunter01', 'DemonHunter2003' and so on, but this has a tendency to scream "unoriginal"
    out to everyone who sees the series of names. So, with these constraints, more and more chatters
    are registering names constructed in l33t - 'd3m0nHunt3r', 'd3|\/|0nHu|\|73r' and so forth. This
    may not be any less unoriginal then the addition of numbers, but upon first glance, at least looks
    semi-unique.
    The major developments of l33t came out of filter and bot evasions. Filters are a list of
    words, phrases or addresses, that if an email comes in with any of the words, they will be either
    sorted into a specific folder in the mailbox, or they will simply be kill-filed, in other words,
    automatically deleted. For example, someone trying to filter spam2 out of their inbox may put
    words like 'mortgage', 'viagra' and 'webcam' in their filters. Filters can also be applied over a
    network as a whole, and with mass media's misrepresentation of the terms some newsgroup
    administrators would choose to filter out references to hacking or cracking. To get around these
    filters, newsgroup members would begin intentionally misspelling these hot words. Soon, the
    administrators would catch on and add the current misspelling to the filter lists, but l33t was too
    quickly adaptable for this to be truly effective.
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    Soon the encoding passed down to websites offering illegal software downloads (known
    as warez); the legal licensors of the software would sent 'bots', programs that scour the web
    looking for key words and phrases and then reporting their data back, out over search engines
    looking for mentions of their software name and download links. However, bots lack the ability
    to see the visual similarities between a word in l33t and the word they're looking for, so the
    providers of warez began evading bots the same way others before them had evaded filters. This
    is probably where the first standardizations began appearing. When simply writing out l33t to be
    read only, variation is acceptable as long as the other person can comprehend your representation
    of a word, but when searching the internet for a download, one encounters the same problem that
    stumps the bots: a Search Engine lacks the ability to see the visual similarities between a word in
    l33t and the word they're looking for. Thus, someone looking for an illegal copy of Adobe
    Photoshop to download would have to know what ways the title is likely to be encoded, even
    though they may have to make several separate searches, therefore, the natural development of a
    standardized system would develop to ensure that the providers of warez and the people seeking
    warez would be able to meet up.
    Now, for this paper, I'm distinguishing between standard chat abbreviations and l33t,
    although some people would argue that there is no real difference between the two. Net
    abbreviations replace letters with numbers based on their sound, such as '2-gether' or '4ever',
    whereas l33t replaces them based on their appearance. Net Shorthand is also about saving time
    in chatting, whereas l33t's purpose is to encrypt. So in Net Shorthand, the first person pronoun is
    2 Spam: The internet equivalent of Junk Mail. The term Spam comes from a Monty Python sketch about the
    lunchmeat, where Vikings were singing the word until it drowned out all other conversation.
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    simply written 'i' and the second person pronoun is simply 'u', but in l33t they become '3j3' and
    'j00.'
    There are varying styles of l33t, ranging from the basic, and easier to read, to the
    incredibly complex.
    Not all replacements are based solely on appearance, l33t also has an intriguing system of
    phonetic based replacements. For example, 'dude' becomes 'd00d' and 'newbie' becomes
    shortened to 'n00b'. Or, an example involving l33t itself, the /i/ sound is often transcribed as '33',
    such as the shift from /ilijt/ to [3l33t]. However, the use of these rules vary from user to user, so
    often there will be two acceptable ways to write the same word.
    letter switching sound switching
    fear fear
    /fijr/
    ph34r ph33r
    There is also a tendency to switch around what would otherwise be expected in standard
    English. To use an above example of the /u/ sound, in cases where a word is already spelled
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    with two 'o's (and thereby, two '0's), occasionally the user may switch to using 'ew' in it's place,
    the most common example of this is using 'kewl' for 'cool', and in the Online Role Playing
    Game, Ultima Online, 'loot' is often written 'lewt'. This same phenomenon occurs with the
    switching of 'f' to 'ph' and vice-versa. This is what leads to 'fear' being transcribed as 'ph34r'.
    Interestingly enough, '****' is not included in this rule, despite (or indeed, because of) its
    frequency of use.
    The word final 's' also undergoes a regular change in l33t, being replaced with 'z'. To
    those who have studied English phonetics and morphology, this may seem a clever development,
    since word final /s/'s in English are, more often than not, pronounced [z], but the development
    again mostly developed as a need to be systematically different than the standard use. Thus why
    illegal software downloads are called 'warez' instead of 'wares'. Of course, since l33t is really a
    written language, this leads to occasional disagreements on whether 'warez' should be
    pronounced like 'wares' or like 'ware-ez', although the importance of this difference is negligible.
    Another change that would be familiar to Linguists, is the occasional replacement of 'y'
    with 'j' leading to words like j00 ('you') and j0 ('yo')
    One of the more interesting developments in l33t, is a structuring of a vague morphologic
    system. It began simply enough by changing the word 'hacker' to 'h4x0r' to evade newsgroup
    filters. H4x0r was meant as a noun, but soon it also became the l33t equivalent of the verb 'to
    hack', leading to 'h4x0ring' and 'h4x0r3d' as varying tenses thereof. The changes began as new
    people tried to assimilate into the subculture; they picked up l33t by watching others use it, but
    failed to pick up all the rules of the grammar and were left to fill in the mental blanks with their
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    own conclusions. Associating the 'x0r' with the 'ck' ending of 'hack' instead of the 'cker' ending
    of 'hacker', later users of l33t began using'x0r' for a variety of words ending in 'ck' - r0x0rz
    ('rocks'), fux0r ('****'), sux0r ('suck'), and even in some cases chix0r ('chick'). The next
    developmental step was using '0r' at the end of words that already terminated in 'x', such as
    's3x0r' for 'sex'.
    Now, since 'h4x0r' and 's3x0r' are both the noun and the verb form, and 'fux0r', 'sux0r',
    and 'r0x0r' are verb form only, more recent learners of l33t have started associating the '0r'
    ending with verbs, leading to the appearance of '0wnz0rz' instead of the older form '0wnz'
    Even with such variations among users, there are still very clear lines about what can be
    acceptable as l33t and what is just incorrect.
    <rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
    <rewben> it even w0rkz
    <m0f73> @)!!!!!
    <m0f73> theres no h in w00t3
    As shown in the quote, it is still possible to misspell in l33t, as here m0f73 corrects another's
    spelling of w00t, even though w00t is only really considered a word in cyberspace (and not much
    of one either, it's equivalent to 'yahoo!' or 'yippee!').
    And there are still many other developments in l33t that come from other systems of
    slang. Words from users’ native accents and dialects work their way into the lexicon, like 'hella'
    and 'wassup'. Some words look like they could have come directly out of Gangster Rap, and in
    fact, may have. Many of these terms, like 'pl4y4z' ('playaz' or 'players') entered into l33t from
    people trash-talking in online games. Another common feature with l33t users is toggle casing,
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    or the alternation of capital and undercase letters, possibly used because it creates the same
    height shifts as mixing numbers and letters does. This is a purely cosmetic development, as such
    shifting would not deter bots or filters, which are typically not case-sensitive. There is also a
    general acceptance of common misspellings such as typing 'teh' instead of 'the' or 'pwn' instead
    of '0wn', since such errors are a result of typing at fast speeds. Also, over time elements of net
    shorthand have been integrated both for their time-saving aspects and from the confusion of
    which is l33t and which isn't.
    The Sociolinguistics of l33t speak:
    <Joe> Who invented l33t-speak?
    <Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did.
    <milencho880> i invented it
    <Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's
    biggest ****ing idiots.4
    The problem with l33t is that, as it was being formed, it was never intended to be a
    communication system, but rather a visual encryption code that could be read easily by human
    eyes but that would stump search engines. So then, why did people begin chatting in it? Mostly
    as an attempt to fit in and make ones computer skills seem better than they were. The logic may
    have gone something like this: Good hackers5 cracked good warez and good warez was hidden in
    l33t, so therefore good hackers must use l33t. This backfired in the same way that most attempts
    to appear like you fit in backfire: Using l33t in chat instantly identified you as a wanna-be, or in
    the slang of the group a "lamer" or "luser." True hackers and hard-core crackers, would not
    waste time on an inefficient typing system such as this and see people that do as "script kiddies"
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    5 I use the term hacker here, because that’s what the person making this syllogism would think. Warez d00dz are
    actually a form of crackers.
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    or someone who writes viruses and cracks into systems using other people’s codes instead of
    writing their own. The following quote is an application of these script kiddie stereotypes - l33t
    speak and handles.
    l33t translations
    <@harb> Sith are like the
    script kiddies of Force
    users.
    <@harb> They all have
    silly handles.
    <@harb> "Darth Maul",
    "Darth Sidious", "Darth
    Tyranous".
    <@harb> "d00d ur most l33t
    l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol"
    "Dude, you are the most elite. Let's go
    beat some jedi. *Laughs Out Loud*"
    < mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not
    turn ot the Dark Side,
    Anakin
    < mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G <anakin>"Shut the **** up, Fag"
    <@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d
    j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn
    2gether!!
    <tyranous>"Dude, join me. We can
    rule together!
    <@harb> <ObiWan> I'll
    never join you, Dooku.
    <@harb> <tyr4nous> suk6
    A l33t user in these circumstances would be considered an idiot, regardless of how good they
    could be. As one survey respondent stated: “People who use l33t couldn't hack a windows 9x
    box if they wanted to.†l33t became so popular among wanna-be hackers, that the official FAQ
    for the newsgroup alt.hacking contains the caveat: “Note, newbies, that l33t speak is not cool,
    and only makes it hard for people to read what you are trying to say (not to mention hard to
    type).†It should also be noted it's usually quite obvious when l33t users really don't have a clue
    how to hack at all.
    <xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack
    them
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    <xwred1> I just want to get in and format his drive
    <xwred1> I asked him for his address ip and he said its
    127.0.0.1
    <TheOnyx> heh
    <TheOnyx> Do you know what 127.0.0.1 is?
    <xwred1> its an address
    <xwred1> loopback, or something, right?
    <xwred1> it loops to him, then back to me
    <xwred1> thats how I can hax0r him7
    It's useful to know for this example that the IP Address 127.0.0.1 is self-referential; it's the IP
    one's computer reaches when it cannot connect to the internet at all. This hacker wanna-be is a
    little too easily tricked.
    As these were people who were desperate to fit into the online culture, the trend of l33t
    moved out of the hacking/cracking crowd and into the world of online gaming. Here it served
    some purpose as phrases like "ph34r m3" and "3j3 0wnzed j00" served as trash talking in
    competitive environments, but as fresh players, still new to the rules and behavior inside the
    game, l33t soon picked up negative connotations due to the playing style of those users. Among
    more serious gamers, people who use l33t are seen as not feeling the spirit of the game. People
    who play online Role Playing Games see l33t users as people who are failing to play "in
    character," a necessity in a game where the character is the purpose of playing.
    <ToddBored> FF118 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on
    PS2
    <ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series,
    cuz there will be idiots in it
    <ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster
    <ToddBored> i dunno why they did it...
    <ToddBored> im serious dude
    <ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into
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    <ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000
    got owned
    <ToddBored> i roxx at FF119
    An EverQuest player described l33t users as being unwilling to commit the time involved to get
    a really good game developed, that they’re more interested in getting as many points possible as
    fast as they can, rather than developing the inter-character relationships and exploring the whole
    of the game. Similar problems arise in another popular RPG game, Ultima Online, where the
    users break down into "RPers" and "PKers" (Player Killers), a rivalry driven by the fact that
    PKers inhibit the character growth of RPers by constantly killing them off.
    Fig. 1
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    Translations:
    Panel 1: UO = Ultima Online
    Panel 3: (assorted spell types in UO)
    Panel 4: "Dude! Stupid RPer had hella gold."
    l33t users in First Person Shooter (FPS) games are characterized as “campers,†people
    who stay in one strategic spot and just kill whoever walks by. Whereas camping could be seen
    as a legitimate strategy, if everyone camped, there would be no game, so this is seen as going
    against the spirit of the game. Campers also fail to protect their teammates, choosing raising
    their personal score over helping their “clan.†Again, this is seen as going against the spirit of
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    the game. Those stereotypes most likely developed from the added effort required to speak and
    understand l33t; a Role Player wouldn't use l33t because it would be out of character, a dedicated
    FPS player would spend more effort into actually playing the game, and possibly sending quick
    messages to teammates.
    In the regular Internet community, the use of l33t seems kind of standoffish. If the point
    of the Internet is to communicate more effectively, then why chat in a system that inhibits
    comprehension? l33t fails to impress regular Internet users because they don’t have many ties
    with the original culture that inspired it. So even though l33t may not carry the same taint of
    desperation to fit in, it instead carries a sense of wanting to intimidate people who don’t associate
    with this culture.
    However, when you have a large group of people all trying to fit in by using the exact
    same methods, eventually you will develop a group where using l33t will be considered a mark
    of coolness. These people will develop their own Quake clans and their own “hax0ring†groups
    to participate in. One such group can be found at http://www.l33t-haxors.com, which is a
    webpage community for l33t users. Most telling is the statement on the home page:
    This Sight i5aLL ab0ut HaXoring. /\ll of u5 Haxors
    H3R3 at L33t Hax0rs.c0m R /\ll l33t. And w3 own /\ll
    of joo sh1tty hax0r5 0ut th3re and \/\/3 o\/\/n
    /\/\icr0**** coz th3y is all gH3y, (\/\/3 still u53
    IE-5 and \/\/|ndoze 95 tho coz th3y is g00d) but all
    of uz are l33t and if NE 0f y0uz out th3r3 pizz the
    h3ll outta uz w3 w|ll hax ure put3r coz w3 iz l33t nd
    U sh0ulD b3 afrAiD, coz w3 kn0w 3verything bout
    put3rs. W3 ju5t d0n't puT /\ny 0f th3 sTuFf w3 kn0\/\/
    0|\| 0ur 51T3 coz w3 D0|\|'T w/\nT NE1 3lse 2 no.
    Translation: This site is all about hacking. All of us hackers here at L33Thax0rs.
    com are all l33t. And we own all of you ****ty hackers out there and we
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    own Micro**** because they are all gay (we still use IE-5 and Windoze 95 though
    because they are good) but all of us are l33t and if any of you out there piss the
    hell out of us we will hack your computer because we are l33t and you should be
    afraid because we know everything about computers. We just don’t put any of
    the stuff we know on our site because we don’t want any one else to know.
    Note the empty threat at the end. They’ve tried to puff themselves up to appear dangerous but
    give no indication that they could actually do any damage. There is one problem with this
    example and that is that it may be just a joke by someone who dislikes l33t users. On many
    occasions it’s difficult to tell the mockery from the real thing when l33t is involved.
    Nowadays, l33t and the people who use it are a popular source of mockery on the
    Internet. The above example may or may not be one such joke. The homepage of someone with
    the user name DKHelmet10 has a "Low Intelligence Version" that consists of a blinding
    background, and annoying auto-play MIDI file, and various statements of superiority written
    entirely in l33t. More subtle mockery (or more subtle by Internet standards anyway) can be
    found in such online articles such as "How to be an Elite Online Wanker: 8 Easy Steps" from
    3DActionPlanet.com which includes steps such as picking an intimidating name so one can
    “conjure images so intimidating that other players will be shaking so hard they won’t be able to
    keep their mouse form jerking all over the place.“ Other titles in this article series include "How
    to Form a Clan of Elite Online Wankers" and "How to Create a Webpage for Elite Online
    Wankers." The site Turkey Manor Design11 had a special "L33T Week" which documented
    some of the use of l33t as well as made fun of how it was used (this site was actually surprisingly
    useful considering it existed mostly to make fun of l33t users). Another way to mock l33t
    involves rewriting literature or movies in l33t for fun. One such example is a Flash Animation of
    10 formerly at http://www.ghetto.org/~dkhelmet/, currently unavailable.
    11 http://www.planetquake.com/turkey/l33t.htm
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    Romeo and Juliet as done in l33t, written and programmed by Chris Cotts12. Other such
    examples can be occasionally seen in IRC chat channels.
    <Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other
    gay wizard what does he first say to him?
    <NickBlasta> stfu noob
    <Setzer> stfu noob
    <CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
    <CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t
    <DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi13 of it,
    and rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!"
    <CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with
    arrow* LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow*
    pwned!
    <[H]Slacker> divx14?
    <NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1
    <CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the **** knocks the
    armor down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob!15
    Here, the chatters take a common reference point for the groups of them (The Fellowship of the
    Ring movie) brought up in a question, and run with it, adapting a basic response given to shoot
    down Isajeep, and translating the scene into l33t for fun.
    Mocking l33t has also become popular in many online comic strips. The strip
    MegaTokyo became extremely popular after only its ninth strip (fig. 1), which featured a l33t
    speaker on an airplane having medical difficulties and needing to find a translator, parodying a
    scene from the movie “Airplaneâ€Â. The Flight Attendant’s panel and line: “Does anyone here
    speak L33T?†was quickly given a line of merchandise including shirts, mugs and mouse pads.
    When one of the main characters, Largo (the one who could speak l33t), began to be depicted
    12 http://myboringlife.com/l33t/romeo.html
    13 .avi - a file extension denoting a video file
    14 divx - a compression rate for .avi videos. Gives very high video quality for a relatively small data size
    15 http://www.bash.org/?17291
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    wearing a T-shirt saying “3V1L L33T†the creators of the strip got so many requests for similar
    T-shirts, they started making them in less than a week of the comic strip being uploaded.
    Fig. 2
    Translations:
    Panel 1: "The Pain!"
    Panel 2: "I need help", "I need you to get the doctor, I have some bad pains in my chest. I
    need my pills"
    Panel 4 (Largo): "Yo!"
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    As more storylines developed in the Megatokyo world, the character with a knowledge of
    l33t - Largo - would revert into speaking items of l33t while in his gamer mode which later
    occupies his time in reality as he becomes convinced there are Zombies invading Tokyo.
    Eventually his delusions end up with him hired as an English teacher at a Japanese high school,
    where his l33t-sp34k is considered to be "very dynamic English phrases."16 If one looks closely
    at the chalkboard in Figure 2, Largo's class rules (or "Rulz" rather) include "No Campers" and
    "No Lamers"
    16 Megatokyo strip 7/25/2001
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    Fig. 3
    Another online comic strip, Lethal Doses, featured a series of strips where someone
    finally gets to confront the gamers he likes the least (Figs 4 and 5).
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    Fig. 4
    Translation:
    "Feel the wrath of '2Kool4U'"
    Fig. 5
    Translation:
    "Check my mad skills, yo! 2Kool4U is elite, dudes. I will school you…"
    These strips manage to display much of the hostility felt by gamers towards l33t Users as
    well as the perceived confrontational attitude of l33t users.
    Yet another example is from the Comic Strip Funny Farm when the evil sentient
    Computer, PC, got around to creating a few lackeys. One is a handheld calculator who can speak
    only in equations, the other is a robot named ASKII who speaks only in l33t, which seems to
    frustrate PC (Figure 6)
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    Fig. 6
    Translations
    Panel 1: "When do we go out to destroy things? I want to rip my claws into something!"
    Panel 2: "Come to my FTP! Let's kick butt! LOL" (FTP, File Transfer Protocol, possibly
    meant as like "Come to my place")
    Panel 3: "I will hack because they suck, LOL! Do we go to terrorize the world?"
    Panel 4: "Tore our ass" ? "<something> are ass"? Unclear.
    This ties in with the complaint many Internet users have with l33t speak, it’s barely
    comprehensible and the people who use it don’t interact very well at a social level. The same
    joke is used for a filler strip in Ghastly's Ghastly Comic17 in the form of a l33t primer.
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    Fig. 7.
    17 http://ghastly.keenspace.com/d/20020512.html
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    The problem with this sort of humor catching on the way that it has is that it can
    become quickly overused. One survey respondent expressed concern that the use of l33t in
    humor could suffer the same fate as the phrase “All your base are belong to us,†from the game
    Zero Wing, which went from a clever sub-culture reference to overused in less than a month.
    One such sign is the slow awareness of l33t outside the internet subculture, like in an actual
    printed newspaper comic, like Bill Amend's Foxtrot:
    Fig. 8
    It may not be as l33t intensive as online comics, and is more of a jab at internet shorthand typing,
    but 'd00d' is very much an example of l33t. The danger in the development of this outside
    awareness, is that it's just one step closer to being a part of popular culture. The assimilation of a
    sub-culture trend into popular culture, often leads to the original users abandoning the trend, and
    marking it as passé.
    One of the more interesting side effects of this mocking of l33t, is that using it as an
    occasional vocabulary item, say a single word or phrase, is perfectly acceptable. In one
    MegaTokyo forum post, someone referred to Japan 0wNzing as far as technology went. Others
    also consider the term “l33t†a light compliment. Someone may brag about their computer as
    being l33t, even if they wouldn’t normally use the language.
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    A news post for the comic strip Real Life referring to fig. 9 states:
    You think I'm joking. Seriously.... a while back,
    Adam's comp decided it didn't need a FAT anymore.
    Rather than suck it up and accept it like any of the
    rest of us, and because of the fact that he had an
    immeasurable amount of MP3's to save, he decided to
    sit down and rewrite his FAT. It worked. I kid you
    not. Adam is as l33t as they come.18
    This is clearly meant as a compliment, despite the negative connotations that l33t usually
    carries.
    Fig 9.
    Conclusion:
    18 www.reallifecomics.com, news post and comic strip for February 22, 2001
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    The speed of the Internet makes language evolve even faster than it would in the real
    world. In about a decade, L33T went from an encryption system to an attempt to be cool, to a
    way of being mocked, to a source of humor, to something that, when used in moderation, is
    acceptable and even occasionally complimentary. It is unlikely that L33T will ever become a
    fully acceptable typing system that anyone would use, but it should be interesting to see what
    traits and connotations it will develop in the near future, and what other qualities, or lack thereof,
    will become associated with it.
    Some aspects of l33t will remain constant regardless. Inside a system where fitting in is
    the key goal, standardizations will appeal alongside variations as new users attempt to assimilate
    the rules formed by past users, fully learning some rules, and incompletely learning others.
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    Terms, Slang and Jargon from the world of l33t:
    0wnz: Verb used to represent superiority over something/someone. "3j3 0wn3d j00!" (I owned
    you) could reasonably be translated as "I kicked your ass." 0wn is occasionally misspelled as
    'pwn' from the proximity of the keys, but people don't bother correcting that any more.
    31337, l33t, elite: Came from old internet bulletin boards that required special access, if one had
    access they were one of the 'elite'. Over time it started entering its current forms, and became
    just generally a statement of skill.
    camper: someone in a First Person shooter game who hangs out in a single spot for a game,
    usually near an object vault, and just kills whoever comes near. Considered not in the spirit of
    the game. Often used in referring to l33t speakers.
    FPS: First Person Shooter, for games where the player IS the shooter. All you see of your
    character is the barrel of your gun. Quake and Counter-Strike are these sorts of games. l33t is
    commonly used for trash-talking in these games.
    frag: to kill. Usually used in First Person Shooter games.
    hax0r (sometimes haxx0r): Hacker, to hack
    IRC: Internet Relay Chat, old school text chatting. Connects to dedicated servers ("channels"),
    where rooms can be accessed (rooms would have names like #hackers, #warez and so on). Seen
    as a more l33t place to hang out than web based chats.
    lamer: Someone who is lame, pathetic, a 'luser'
    luser: From loser. Also a Unix reference to "Local User" started by system administrators
    meme: Links, jokes or themes that are passed from person to person via chats, forums, websites,
    etc…
    MMPOG, MMPORG: Massively Multi-Player Online (Role-playing) Game, a player logs on to
    an official server and can encounter anyone else who is playing at the same time inside the game.
    newsgroups:
    n00b: Derived from 'newbie', someone who is painfully fresh to the scene. Often used in
    referring to l33t speakers.
    OMG, OMFG: Acronyms for "Oh My (****ing) God"
    PK: Player Killer, people who gain levels in a game by going around and killing other players.
    RPGers hate this because it limits their ability to develop a character.
    pr0n: Porn. switching letters around is not unusual in l33t, and in many cases arise from
    common typos (such as 'teh' instead of 'the')
    q2, q3: Quake 2 and Quake 3. Very popular first person shooter games.
    script kiddie: Taken from old school hackers, it refers to someone who just uses pre-made codes
    to mess around with. Often used in referring to l33t speakers.
    STFU: Acronym for "Shut the **** up" commonly slung about in IRC rooms.
    w00t: Exclamation used to represent excitement or generally being pleased with something.
    Like yippee or yahoo
    wallhack: Cheat code used in First Person Shooter games that allows one to see through walls,
    making tracking easier, and in some cases even blend into the wall.
    warez: illegal software downloads.
    WTF: Acronym for "What the ****?" commonly slung about in IRC rooms.
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    my opinion is if you want this forum to be more professional and inviting to the average person then talk normally... I hate watching this typing and if the only mature suggestion is to deal with it and leave then maybe myself and o9thers may just stop and NOT recommend this site to others because of those attitudes etc...

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    We have a f0rum f0r t3h yu0r st00pid tAlks....its cAll3d t3h yu0r OffTopic Forum LOL!!11 Don't li3k 0fft0p1c 1n t3h yu0r 0fft0pic?!1
     
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    Nice novel, Disco. I actually read all of that instead of working earlier today.
     
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    all I am saying for me is that when I see a bunch of that writing in the "serious" sections more than the off topic I tend to hit the all read button and log out cause it is a waste of my time to bother reading, cause I dont think it adds anything to the chat... my .0000000002 cents worth
     
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    wrxboy, i think you are a cool guy, but trying to get p33ps to 5t0p talking l1k3 this 1s like beating a dead horse, its not gonna do any good. if a rule was in place to not talk in this way people would rebel against it and just stop typing all together.
     
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