The Leather Dress Thought for the day. When a woman wears a leather dress, A man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. -Ever wondered why? Read further .....Because she smells like a new car.
You know, you *could* just put all these jokes into one thread. Possibly. And new cars don't usually smell like fish.
ST*U!!! if you used the search button I had a thread with about 50 jokes in it... its a new topic hence a new thread.... and if your woman smells like fish then stop dating fat whales