So Far I ate: 3 dohnut holes 1 germain chocolate dohnut 2 cups of juice 2 20oz chocolate Moca lates from Caribu I feel like poop, and I want to go lay down, my head hurts, I'm not eating another dohnut for the next week! 2 Caribu drinks is a bad idea with in a 3 hour period, but I ordered one for a friend and he wasn't around to drink it, I didn't want it to go to waste or... give it to some one I don't like. my head is spinning. has anyone had a less healthy diet today? I bet you can't beat this! uke:
Bowl of imitation apple cinnamon cheerios, turkey sandwich, and some fruit snacks ...kinda sounds like the diet of a pre-schooler, huh?
ohh and to round it off, I had a can of Mountain Dew... ohh, gawd, I think I'm going to HAVE TO GO HOME SICK!
Attaboy. Also, a true "man's breakfast" is 4 hours of digesting your stomach lining with the help of 48oz of black, gas station coffee. Followed by a light lunch of menthol cigarettes, 24oz coffee and more stomach lining. If you can't get that cigarette in, just chew the inside of your cheek a little bit. For dinner, something with ground beef in it and a side order of liquid porkchops (Guinness). Finish up the evening with a snack of Dr. Pepper and half a dozen more menthol cigarettes.
3 LARGE cups of coffee:cheers: 5 cigs since 6AM:marlboro: 1- atkins advantage chocolate bar for lunch:yumyum: currently drinking a Red Bull - sugar free uke: My fat butt is trying to loose weight.
damn you guys consume a lot of joe! So far today: 40 or so oz. of water, 2 cough drops, bowl of pho for lunch @ Quang's. mmmmmm
anerexic ginger? J/K, I'm a ginger kid too, ( I hear you are, but I have not met you in person) Us freakled folk need to stick together!
BTW, that "man lunch" I posted, or rather "Man's eating schedule", is actually how I eat/drink during the week for the most part. The only variable is the occasional taco-bell run or lack of Guinness in the fridge. So yeah, vote accordingly.
can a moderator add to the pole? I think I missed some critical competitors.... for the record... I DID NOT vote for myself! I voted for phi11
2 chocolate doughnuts and a 44oz mountain dew from holiday for breakfast, a famous bowl and 2 snackers from kfc and a large mountain dew, 2 fudgeicles an orange and a bumch of assorted candy
poll, poll, poll, it's a freaking POLL. For the love of GOD! It even says it at the top of the damn thing, View Poll Results: Who wins the unhealthy lunch award? A POLE is something you hang a flag from. And you wonder why I drink at night, and smoke a pack of cigarettes every day. It's because I browse a forum for adult car owners that reads like a 2nd grader's writing assignment.
sorry, thats the cafine talking, I didn't mean that readymix.... just a little hyper, again .... sorry. (I got a pole for you)
You know, i don't take my first drink till about 6pm. Until that happens, I have a short fuse for insolence.
