hiccup, hiccough spasmodic involuntary contraction of the diaphragm that results in uncontrolled breathing in of air; called also singultus. The peculiar noise of hiccups is produced by a beginning inspiration that is suddenly checked by closure of the glottis. Commonly seen in puppies. An unusual occurrence in horses affected by electrolyte imbalances, especially hypocalcemia. The clinical effect is hiccup with each cardiac cycle, often present on only one side of the diaphragm. See also synchronous diaphragmatic flutter. Saunders Comprehensive Veterinary Dictionary, 3 ed. © 2007 Elsevier, Inc. All rights reserved Sorry best I could do.
This one might suit you a bit better. Hiccup or hiccough, involuntary spasmodic contraction of the diaphragm followed by a sharp intake of air, which is abruptly stopped by a sudden, involuntary closing of the glottis (opening between the vocal cords); the consequent blocking of air produces a repeated characteristic sharp sound, or hic. It is believed that hiccup is caused by stimulation of the nerve pathways or centers that control the muscles of respiration, particularly the diaphragm. In most instances hiccups are transient, although their course may sometimes be shortened by such measures as holding the breath, deep regular breathing, or rebreathing into a paper bag to increase the carbon dioxide content of the body. However, persistent hiccups may last for weeks, months, or even years. When hiccups are prolonged, therapy may include the administering of certain drugs, inhalation of carbon dioxide, and even interruption of the phrenic nerve either by injection of an anesthetic or by surgery Eeeck :eek3::eek3::eek3:
okay i will do this just for you...i kick you in the bag.....you forgets about hiccups! problem solved??
people that have trouble breathing through their nose can get hiccups when they eat, something about the breathing/swallowing causing problems. I get these, but the hurt like hell and don't usually last longer than 5 minutes...
That sounds like a real problem dude... ever think about selling your STI to me for 10k because of it?
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Ok, this might be too personal, but do you have an implanted device (pacemaker, CRT-D, ICD) ? If so, it could be that you have a disloged lead. If you answered yes to that first question, contact your dr.