can't get enough camber out of bolts? are you having trouble with the ladies? do you lack a beard? well we may have the solution for sale here for you today to fix your worries and doubts. because today we are throwing up my max-c camber plates from whiteline. simply put our BC coilovers already came with camber plates and we are too scared to run these....why you ask rumor is chuck norris grew these ones himself. yes i know what your thinking NO WAY but stfu cause its true for the sake of a better photo these camber plats came with a gandolf the grey type long ass beard ( i cant make this stuff up dude). we then shaved it for the photo then these camber plates kicked our a** stole our girlfriends and our moms (wtf whiteline!?!?!) only to come hang out in our garage free of paying rent. so we are selling them against its will to gain back some of our pride. let me know if you think you can handle these. if installed on your car you will see the benefits of : more camber, less CEL's, better a/f ratio's, weight loss, a longer sex drive, better mpg's, better mp3's, you will be more attractive to the oppisite species, less money taken out of your taxes, cops look the other way, immunity towards zombies, vampires, PMS, family relitives and justin beiber the lot. symptoms of installing these on your car include: random boners......................price $300 obo yes the price may seem high but all you little sh*theads lowball everything including your soon to be stolen from these camber plates mother (how do you sleep at night knowing that?!?)
Please buy these ASAP I would really like my girlfriend back (im sandwich deprived) and I kinda miss my mom (shes alot better at laundy)
I have a question about the product. When you say I'll be more attractive to the opposite species, which species is it that you're referring to?
by species i mean humans who do not own/drive subaru's.........or women depending how insane the ones in your life are.
Btw this is a serious sell there brand spanking new never used we just thought we would be able to brighten your day a bit with some stupid humor
