why are subarus so cool

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    check out this subaru

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    it's so cool

    this one is, too

    fuji heavy industries first attempt at manned spaceflight ended up only going about a foot off the ground, design was scrapped and the first cool subaru car was borned

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    hey volkswagen how's that volkswagon beatles truck oh right you didn't make one hahahhaha

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    checkmate germany

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    this man was knocked unconscious after realizing how amazing the baja is

    he never recovered and is now on display at the smithsonian natural subaru museum

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    these people are happy because they don't have to bend to GM hegemony and are basically raging against the machine and are really punk rock

    "i want a 2 door sports car that's as fast as a corvette yet fuel efficient and affordable"

    look no further my friend the SVX is here

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    With approximately 3000 horsepower and infinite miles per gallon because it runs on the tears of domestic car owners that it has vanquished, the SVX was a radical design in the 90s with its weird as hell windows which made you feel like a friggin secret agent or whatever

    the subaru emblem is a depiction of the pleiades star cluster which is the best star cluster because it contains middle-aged hot B-type stars according to wikipedia, which is basically the subaru demographic (especially the hot part)

    in summary all other cars can go hang themselves in the bathroom look out here comes symmetircal four wheels drive ;)
     
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    This post is oozing with Kool-Aid. I like it.
     
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    you're oozing with special sauce and I like you
     
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    **** just got weird in here...
     
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    it's only weird if you make it weird

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    If you think flying lawn mowers are bizarre...


    FYI!, that first picture of the Brat has been my computer background for months. ;)
     
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    wtf cows ftw
     
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    I just posted this in another thread, but this one seems to fit too. This sound is why they are so cool. 4 smoking tires can't hurt either.
     
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    i dunno tire smoke is probably hazardous to your health???
     
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    There is so, so much win here. Awesome post!
     
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    Fifth...how in the hell do you even find something like that? flyingpussycat scares me, and the cows. lolol
     
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    Subarus are also awesome because even after heavy drinking...
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    Still alive!!!!

    M.A.N..jpg
     
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    I thought STI's could drive on water?
     
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    Chuck Norris drives a Subaru, because the Subaru told him to.
     
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    They can...it was parked.:D
     
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    Do you really want into my mind?!... :unsure:
     
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    And YES!, the cows are running for their lives... that was my favorite part too. :bounce: I coulda watched 3:30 of just the pussicopter chasing animals around. LOL
     
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    Because Lesbians drive them, I love lesbians:D
     
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    subarus are so cool that if you crashed one into the sun it would immediately halt fusion in the core, but the driver would be so hot that it would start it up again after they got out to ask for directions
     
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    Very. Good. Point. Sir.

    Bet you guys haven't seen this before:
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    The "third eye" or cyclops light! AWESOME.
     
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    I had no idea! :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not but... I'll take it! Lullz
     
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    It's completely utter sarcasm. I enjoy all cars, but I love the driving experience even more. :smoke:
     
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    And the caption read, "LOOK MA... NO HANDS"! lol
     
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    dont worry handless person the subaru brat is the safest car named "subaru brat" on the road

    it's also the most dangerous car named "subaru brat" on the road but

    we will conveniently ignore that
     
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    Is that a little angel with horns...little devil with a halo in the corner? lolol
     
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    ...yes.
     
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    awesome thread is awesome!
     
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