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    What Would Jesus Drive?

    Stole this from Bimmerforums since it sort of applies to me (it turns out that Jesus actually drives a Titanium Silver E39 M5 like mine, not a black one) but it begs the question: What do YOU think Jesus would drive? Feel free to be hilarious. Feel free NOT to be offended.
     
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    a pontiac firefly turbo awd.
     
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    a ford probe
     
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    well, according to the other thread about NASCAR....I'd say everyone down south believes he would drive this...
    [​IMG]
     
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    When I owned my WRX I swore that Jesus would drive a modified 2002 WRX Wagon. If Jesus had taste it would have been WRB.

    I never thought of the M5 as a Christ-cart, but this guy makes an interesting case.
     
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    Maybe the Mercedes part. I'm not sure exactly what he means by "poised".
     
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    i bet he samples his own fart smells and just general body odors like alot of bmw owners do
     
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    LOL! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    But, I like the smell of roses.


    :)
     
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    what Did you say your name was?
    ummm, wwbd.. well, I can agree that Jesus would drive a Bimma, but what would buda drive?
     
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    only on frenchfry oil.
     
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    Our boss drives a 2006 M6.

    M6 > M5
     
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    this is too easy... he'd drive a short bus so his followers could ride too
     
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    thats why i said some ;)
     
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    i would say he drive's a pink CLI edition ford TAURUS...
     
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    What a 1981 crapvette? certainly not any modern corvette variant I'm aware of

    poised? WTH does that mean? completely subjective statement there. I'd argue a mclaren SLR is more "poised" than a 5 series, and thats a mercedes.

    The most inexpensive porsche currently sold handles many times better than a 5 series. This is just wishful thinking.

    I love how superior BMW drivers think they are. Bland design and they're a dime a dozen in any heavily yuppified area.


    THIS is what satan is driving:

    [​IMG]
     
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    at least he'd have a licence to drive...


    I would say he'd drive a donkey!! ;)
     
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    He'd drive a honda corvette

    or maybe even a ford diablo

    or how about a kia db7

    oh wait, none of those cars exist :p
     
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    Hmmm....Satan and I have the same taste in cars. Interesting.
     
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
    Best laugh I had in a while!

    I think Jesus would drive a 70's, rusty, dogtracking wagon, complete with wood on the sides...as long is it gets him there...you know;)
     
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