You own an Impreza/Forester/Legacy when...

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  1. gc8
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    Found this over on Nasioc, found myself agreeing to most of them. Some of them are kinda cheesy though...

    1. you dont understand why people get stuck in the snow

    2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car

    3. you hope it rains the day of autocrosses

    4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the freeway

    5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them

    6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes

    7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn

    8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number

    9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry

    10. you hate that the gas cap doesnt have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel

    11. people ask you if the hood scoop does anything

    12. you've made fun of a friends bugeye for having neon headlights

    13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having neon headlights

    14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink

    15. you know what 555 means

    16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now

    17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot

    18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo

    19. you think the S202 is the hottest car ever

    20. you dont understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect

    21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust

    22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru

    23. anything more than 18" rims are rediculous

    24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud)

    25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you

    26. you dont have a cigarette lighter

    27. you know that COBB isnt what corn comes on

    28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing

    29. you know Rota makes good wheels

    30. your never done modding your car

    31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black

    32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car

    33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics ect

    34. you consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year

    35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame

    36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone

    37. people think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first

    38. you think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.

    39. you log onto NASIOC everyday

    40. you dont know what real understeer feels like
     
  2. AWDimprezaL
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    #2 For me isnt true, my olds with its rumpity idle sounds WAY meaner.


    also 39, i havent been there in 3 months
     
  3. Bielke55
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    Most truth is in Number 26.
     
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    Rexarew Subie Girl

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    #33 for me. All the fricken time. I even get retards in big fricken trucks doing this! It's all worth it when I whoop their wannabe butts and then slow down and roll my window down just to show them they got whooped by a girl as I drive on laughing at them!
     
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    Number 6. Multiple times.
     
  6. 6MTizzle
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    6MTizzle 2SLO

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    THIS! Oh, and number 4, but only in the sti :laugh: The legacy can't get to the speed limit before the end of the ramp :cool:
     
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    number six for sure!!! lol
     
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    Number 11 for me. "Does that do anything or is it for looks?" *facepalm*
     
  9. Paul Revere
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    None of these apply, I hate my car! *Stomps out of house to go buy Prius*
     
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    #10, but that's just me LOL
     
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    a good chunk of them apply to me :(
     
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    I think #24 needs amending

    24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud, turning)
     
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    #35, lol. I've been driving Subaru's for over ten years and this has happened on more than one occasion.
     
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    2008 owners will not sympathize :( Probably my biggest gripe about the 08 WRX/STi (which really isn't a bad thing, I guess).
     
  15. piddster
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    I really don't understand that move. Not too long ago Subaru engineers said, as far as the structure goes, you are better off adding the material to the door-aperture-surround than having framed doors.


    Whatever...
     
  16. pksublime
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    18 for sure - front and center tach FTW
     
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    #16 MADE M LAUGH SO HARD.... it is so true...
     
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    +1...