ziptie rally destroys SlowTI at gravity park

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  1. idget
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    idget Want to pokéman? PM ShortytheFirefighter Staff Member

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    Woopah!

    Crew chief mixes booze with booze and ends up with piss on hands. Chux upchux. Its Carl, its Dave, its Crave. Boomer fails to finish his choice of potato, and no one gave us back our filet o fish.

    Stage 1. Car looks nice and straight:

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    Later stage. After some weight reduction:

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    some pics:

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    compiled footage:

     
  2. piddster
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    piddster Lone Wolf

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    ummmm.......wtf? fail.....
     
  3. sgrtits
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    "boomer, how much did your baby way when it was born"

    "6 lbs, 10 bubbles"

    you kids are crazy.....
     
  4. idget
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    Shut it phoneboobs!
     
  5. carl
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    Phone boobs
     
  6. sgrtits
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    oh lawl:laugh:
     
  7. carl
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    Whoopah! Big and flexi
     
  8. 02blubru
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    did ya wreck the car? is everyone okay, other then being drunk?
     
  9. boomer
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    drunk boomer is drunk
     
  10. carl
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    Bent car is bent. Boomer has jerky in his nose. Phone boobs! Gravity park ftl. Beeer ftw
     
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    sober dave is a buzzkill
     
  12. RichWRX
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    jerky and boobs!!
     
  13. piddster
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    piddster Lone Wolf

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    You guys have us all worried, hot, and bothered. Spill the beans. goddamnit
     
  14. carl
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    Wtb a lot of gd parts
     
  15. carl
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    R2 into not part of the course
     
  16. devildevil
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    we need PICS!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. boomer
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    car is mushed in the front. burnt with coolant. chux has butt meat in his face
     
  18. carl
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    I think we lost sheen and bielke in wi somewhere
     
  19. Ryan
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    Ryan Sled drifting master

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    :needpics:
     
  20. tonyM
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    wow, hope u guys are alive this morning!
     
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    Gravity park - 1
    SlowTI - 0
     
  22. carl
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    No we won. We fixed it, we finished, the slowti prevailed and we had a very interesting night
     
  23. Bielke55
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    I have gas
     
  24. carl
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    Yes you do! I'm glad I'm not in your car... Oh wait, I'm with dan and dave

    Fml
     
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    hahahaha 1am text from carl is now half explained..."phone boobs"
     
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    i have a minorly damage GD bumper i could sell. its painted CGM and has a dollar bill size crack around one of the fog light housings
     
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    a 1am text from boomer sure was a nice treat
     
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    Our bumper cover is still usable it just needs more zipties. Subframe, bumper beam, front frame not so much
     
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    We are still on the road (all of us posting from our phones lol). Check back on this thread tonight and tomorrow for pics, vids and stories of pee on the hands, jerky in the nose, and general post rally antics.

    Major props to dave for putting up with my piss poor driving and my crew (bielke, boomer, sniper1rfa, chux, idget) for working so hard to keep our car running all day!
     
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    I have a bumper beam from my sti for you, I can bring it to the cities on Tuesday if you want
     
  31. carl
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    Yea that'd be awesome rich! Your sponsor stickers survived on our bumper cover too

    Ps, we met a polish codriver who said he was coming to visit you this week
     
  32. RichWRX
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    Cool, what was his name?

    I will be in Shoreview on Tuesday at my sisters if that is anywhere close to where you will be. If not I can try to leave it somewhere, im only staying the day.
     
  33. sniper1rfa
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    oh my.



    Woopah!
     
  34. Chux
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    Marty.....and he's a party animal. made most of us look like rank amateurs.


    much of this morning was filled with driving, hangovers, and diarrhea



    teaser pic
     
  35. carl
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    it's not that bad really. should be pretty easy to fix

    i'm going to eat some salmon, take a shower then start putting up pics and vids
     
  36. Scuba Steve
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    Ah, don't be hard on yourself, we both made mistakes. After all, it was our second stage rally and we accomplished what we set out to do when we signed up...survive and get the points!

    Huge thanks to the crew!!! It was amazing they were able to get us back on stage as quick as they did! :bowdown:
     
  37. gran0393
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    so what exactly happened?
     
  38. sniper1rfa
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    Carl made a right too early and ended up in a whoop section in the motox park.





    Thanks specifically to boomer and idget for providing and extracting major lulz.


    On a more positive note, the rally car can fly.
     
  39. carl
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    yea you did call that one R2 inside when it was really the outer/middle section - good thing I wasn't listening :laugh:

    :biggrin:
     
  40. carl
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    working on lots more media

    in the meantime, meh car is meh

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  41. sgrtits
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    ^it gives her character :)

    rally rally rally rally fever she has!!! lol
     
  42. Chux
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    I was taking video when the damage was done. I'm sure Carl is watching it today. if he doesn't post it, I will once I get the tape.


    pictures I took. I was running the video camera during the races, so no action shots, but some service/damage shots.

    just before the first stage. and after cranking up the suspension as high as we dared:
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    pretty crazy seeing a Mk V Golf there. don't be fooled by the "DSG" thing on the side....it was an MT, and FWD. not an R32.
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    Boomer climbing out onto the flag tower with Carl's camera for some action shots:
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    damage:
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    alfalfa and dandelion death:
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    earning the ziptie rally name:
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    bent car is bent:
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  43. Impreza 2.2 T AWD
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    LOL nouse
     
  44. idget
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    green side up.

    added vids and pics to first post.
     
  45. carl
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    no power below 5500rpm and 6spd gearing made for this course to be very very difficult