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  1. Ylime
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    ok one last one lolz

    Stranger: :D
    You: goatse
    Stranger: from?
    You: uranus
    You: u
    Stranger: uranus? :eek:
     
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    OMG, this was awesome!!!!


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: im looking for a cute asian girl is that you
    You: hey, sup, no but I married one!
    You: I got pics
    Stranger: can i see
    Stranger: and can you hook me up with one of her friends
    You: I can look at them and tell you about her.
    Stranger: ok
    You: in this one she is pregnant
    You: and then here she is with our dog
    Stranger: sounds interesting
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: i feel smarter knowing this
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    strangers are dirty minded people.
     
  4. AWDimprezaL
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    AWDimprezaL has more posts than you

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    You: I dont wanna not poop later so....yeah, there it is
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: when does a cow moo
    Stranger: dunno
    You: ok asl
    Stranger: 22 m amsterdam
    Stranger: you?
    You: 22 m amsterdam........wanna start one of those online relationships?
    Stranger: hat sounds aweosme
    You: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!
    Stranger: je benet niet echt uit nl he
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    Well I had a good one!!!

    This person was cool.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: what the time ?
    You: so how is this, talking to strangers thing?
    You: it si 12:48
    Stranger: that s a way to know where you live
    Stranger: 19.48
    You: ohhhh
    You: your east of me....
    Stranger: season ?
    You: questionable, it is suposed to be spring
    You: but it feel like winter
    Stranger: you in the Northern part ...
    Stranger: spring too through the window ..
    You: we call it the northern hemisphere
    Stranger: oh no ! real spring with sun and lot of flowers !
    You: I have no window. justa dark office.
    Stranger: and in your mind ?
    You: winter!!!! in my mind.
    Stranger: why so ?
    You: SNOW DRIFTS!!!!!
    Stranger: if I dare ask ..
    Stranger: oh so north ...
    You: Subarus are so fun in the white stuff!
    Stranger: I like snow but here in Paris 8 naver see it !
    Stranger: what is Subarus ?
    You: sideways! Fun, sliding at 90mph, you know like Rally racing
    Stranger: oh which part of he US you live in ?
    Stranger: are you at work ?
    Stranger: a man ? a lady ?
    Stranger: why the office so dark ?
    You: working, a man, Minnesota!
    You: Becuase I've got no windows!
    Stranger: break the wall !
    You: I get fired
    You: I'd get fired fast.
    Stranger: you have only one life !
    Stranger: each day without light is lost !
    You: not when you are a parrent, you must wiegh your actions and consider those you are responcible for.
    Stranger: what is your job ?
    You: HVAC/R sales and service
    Stranger: I don t know what it means ; describe children please
    You: Heating, Ventalation, Air Conditioning, and Refrigeration
    Stranger: ah so ! air but no light !
    Stranger: all the day ? you are in underground ?
    Stranger: problems with finding another job ?
    Stranger: you are a father or a mother ?
    You: correct, and correct, I am a father.
    Stranger: that s a hard job ! how old the kids ?
    You: I'd like to sell cars, but no one is buying cars
    Stranger: crisis ?
    You: 4 months old.
    You: crisis is a state of mind.
    You: no crisis here
    Stranger: beautiful ! girl ? boy ?
    You: girl
    Stranger: so what ? i think that light is SO important ! do something !
    Stranger: happy for you ! I have 2 dauughters !
    Stranger: you have to fight for light !
    Stranger: screen is no light ! enjoy the real light !
    You: I will go for a walk right now!
    Stranger: nice ! hav e ahfgood walk !
     
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    You: hi

    Stranger: Hello, brudda.

    You: im a sister form another mister

    Stranger: Dat is not what I saw.

    You: you calling me a whore

    Stranger: Dis is not de way.

    You: oh so you are gay

    Stranger: Take me to de plane!

    You: up your ass... are you insane

    Stranger: Who ah you?

    Stranger: Who ah you?

    You: ooh ooh ohh ohh.... CSI??

    Stranger: I left my shoes outside. Dey were muddy.

    You: next time use a raincoat

    Stranger: Lift up your eyes and look North.

    You: I cant my mouth is busy down south

    Stranger: I ask for no forgiveness, Father. For I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive.

    You: so you also muff dive to survive?

    Stranger: wut?

    You: so you also muff dive?

    Stranger: wut?

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    WOW. to survive....

    oh god I did what I must.
     
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    You: hi
    Stranger: sex
    You: no
    Stranger: hi
    You: no
    You: go away
    Stranger: no te gusta?
    You: no halbla espanolo
     
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    You: poop
    Stranger: in my mouf
    Stranger: :d
    You: great!
    You: scat play!
    Stranger: om nom nom nom
    Stranger: i liek it liek puddin
    You: it's great isn't it?
    Stranger: i like the chunks
    You: mine has corn in it :)
    Stranger: cormz?
    You: chea!
    Stranger: i can haz?
    You: u can haz!
    Stranger: >:3
    You: <3
    You: scat play ftw!
    Stranger: :D!
    Stranger: have you ever jerked of with pewpz as lewb>
    You: yea dozens of times...except the part where I havent
    Stranger: that **** is so cash
    You: damn i gotta try it then
    You: chunky
    Stranger: :D
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    Stranger: Hi !
    You: YO
    Stranger: where are you from ?
    You: why do they call it the poopdeck if you can't poop there?
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    You: YO
    Stranger: ME?
    You: man I don't know what I got but it itches like hell
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    You: HAI-DOO-KEN!!!

    Stranger: wow dont ****ing speak to me that way

    You: tiger KNEE!

    Stranger: are we just gonna shout random words together i can do that too

    Stranger: BLUE FRYING PAN

    You: tiger UPPERCUT!

    You: YOU LOSE!!

    Stranger: figures

    Stranger: im a woman

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    well it almost worked here...whatever
     
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hello stranger!
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: Post-op male
    You: you?
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    I just, i have to share this one.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Dude
    Stranger: sup bro?
    You: Chillin man
    You: just chillin
    You: you?
    Stranger: chillin... killin...
    You: curb stompin?
    Stranger: time my nigga
    You: YAH!
    Stranger: im SO ****ing bored
    You: WHITE POWER
    Stranger: SEIG HEIL
    Stranger: i actually have a skinhead haircut
    Stranger: wanna touch my balls?
    You: with my tonsils
    You: wanna fist my tight ass?
    Stranger: ill puke inside my anus and squeez the **** into ur tight ass
    You: LOL
    Stranger: ****ing bored
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