OMG, this was awesome!!!! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im looking for a cute asian girl is that you You: hey, sup, no but I married one! You: I got pics Stranger: can i see Stranger: and can you hook me up with one of her friends You: I can look at them and tell you about her. Stranger: ok You: in this one she is pregnant You: and then here she is with our dog Stranger: sounds interesting Stranger: nice Stranger: i feel smarter knowing this Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I dont wanna not poop later so....yeah, there it is Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: when does a cow moo Stranger: dunno You: ok asl Stranger: 22 m amsterdam Stranger: you? You: 22 m amsterdam........wanna start one of those online relationships? Stranger: hat sounds aweosme You: YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Stranger: je benet niet echt uit nl he You have disconnected. or send us feedback
Well I had a good one!!! This person was cool. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: what the time ? You: so how is this, talking to strangers thing? You: it si 12:48 Stranger: that s a way to know where you live Stranger: 19.48 You: ohhhh You: your east of me.... Stranger: season ? You: questionable, it is suposed to be spring You: but it feel like winter Stranger: you in the Northern part ... Stranger: spring too through the window .. You: we call it the northern hemisphere Stranger: oh no ! real spring with sun and lot of flowers ! You: I have no window. justa dark office. Stranger: and in your mind ? You: winter!!!! in my mind. Stranger: why so ? You: SNOW DRIFTS!!!!! Stranger: if I dare ask .. Stranger: oh so north ... You: Subarus are so fun in the white stuff! Stranger: I like snow but here in Paris 8 naver see it ! Stranger: what is Subarus ? You: sideways! Fun, sliding at 90mph, you know like Rally racing Stranger: oh which part of he US you live in ? Stranger: are you at work ? Stranger: a man ? a lady ? Stranger: why the office so dark ? You: working, a man, Minnesota! You: Becuase I've got no windows! Stranger: break the wall ! You: I get fired You: I'd get fired fast. Stranger: you have only one life ! Stranger: each day without light is lost ! You: not when you are a parrent, you must wiegh your actions and consider those you are responcible for. Stranger: what is your job ? You: HVAC/R sales and service Stranger: I don t know what it means ; describe children please You: Heating, Ventalation, Air Conditioning, and Refrigeration Stranger: ah so ! air but no light ! Stranger: all the day ? you are in underground ? Stranger: problems with finding another job ? Stranger: you are a father or a mother ? You: correct, and correct, I am a father. Stranger: that s a hard job ! how old the kids ? You: I'd like to sell cars, but no one is buying cars Stranger: crisis ? You: 4 months old. You: crisis is a state of mind. You: no crisis here Stranger: beautiful ! girl ? boy ? You: girl Stranger: so what ? i think that light is SO important ! do something ! Stranger: happy for you ! I have 2 dauughters ! Stranger: you have to fight for light ! Stranger: screen is no light ! enjoy the real light ! You: I will go for a walk right now! Stranger: nice ! hav e ahfgood walk !
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hello, brudda. You: im a sister form another mister Stranger: Dat is not what I saw. You: you calling me a whore Stranger: Dis is not de way. You: oh so you are gay Stranger: Take me to de plane! You: up your ass... are you insane Stranger: Who ah you? Stranger: Who ah you? You: ooh ooh ohh ohh.... CSI?? Stranger: I left my shoes outside. Dey were muddy. You: next time use a raincoat Stranger: Lift up your eyes and look North. You: I cant my mouth is busy down south Stranger: I ask for no forgiveness, Father. For I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. You: so you also muff dive to survive? Stranger: wut? You: so you also muff dive? Stranger: wut? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: sex You: no Stranger: hi You: no You: go away Stranger: no te gusta? You: no halbla espanolo
You: poop Stranger: in my mouf Stranger: :d You: great! You: scat play! Stranger: om nom nom nom Stranger: i liek it liek puddin You: it's great isn't it? Stranger: i like the chunks You: mine has corn in it Stranger: cormz? You: chea! Stranger: i can haz? You: u can haz! Stranger: >:3 You: <3 You: scat play ftw! Stranger: ! Stranger: have you ever jerked of with pewpz as lewb> You: yea dozens of times...except the part where I havent Stranger: that **** is so cash You: damn i gotta try it then You: chunky Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi ! You: YO Stranger: where are you from ? You: why do they call it the poopdeck if you can't poop there? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: YO Stranger: ME? You: man I don't know what I got but it itches like hell Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hello stranger! Stranger: m/f? You: Post-op male You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I just, i have to share this one. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Dude Stranger: sup bro? You: Chillin man You: just chillin You: you? Stranger: chillin... killin... You: curb stompin? Stranger: time my nigga You: YAH! Stranger: im SO ****ing bored You: WHITE POWER Stranger: SEIG HEIL Stranger: i actually have a skinhead haircut Stranger: wanna touch my balls? You: with my tonsils You: wanna fist my tight ass? Stranger: ill puke inside my anus and squeez the **** into ur tight ass You: LOL Stranger: ****ing bored Your conversational partner has disconnected.
