Women are so sensitive

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  1. TSTRBOY2004
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    I was in a pub the other night and heard three girls with an over-abundance of flesh, talking at the bar.

    Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

    One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"

    So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

    And... that's the last thing I remember....
     
    TSTRBOY2004, Jan 2, 2013
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    Oh, lordie. Love it. :lol:
     
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    why would you type this in yellow? I demand laughs without the extra effort of having to highlight the joke.
     
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    But the yellow looks fantastic against my black theme...
     
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    I second this! And Nathan, i can't stop laughing, good one!
     
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    Thats great!
     
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    mediocre at best
     
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    We are not discussing your sex life. Please go back to your own thread and troll.
     
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    careful mr tran, he'll bring up his post/like ratio if you try to insult him. :p
     
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    say what.. hey do you know where I can be a thief and get free car washes... put your head back in the hole you crawled out of douchebag
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    boy you are a winner...

    yes this is the internet, and it isnt serious.. but this club is made up off people who typically like each other and help each other.. you seem to have successfully struck out on both of those in rather a record setting time.... Sorry douchebag isnt a word to sum you up...
     
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    do u see me trolling in any helpful threads?? one thread is mine and this one is a woman joke
     
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    trolling or contributing... in a thread that is somewhat helpful would be a waste of time for you.. I fail to see how you have anything helpful to offer anywhere
     
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    look at my vinyl wrap thread
     
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    pffffft... I got better things to waste my time on then looking at more of your posts... I put you on the block list form now on... easier
     
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    because
    I cut and paste it and I couldnt get it to be normal... so I chose yellow as I have the black setting ;)
     
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    Good call Nate. Not worth the time. Its a "look at me! Look at how I riced out my interior" thread rather than a helpful "how to" with part numbers, tips, tricks, etc...
     
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    Not sure how you can find it. He's got his profile locked down so you can't even search by threads he's started.

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Agree 70%, about the topic anyways
     
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    It's funnier when you read it in Nate's voice with his Aussie accent.
     
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    just furthering the war on women......
     
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    dont worry.. Id give them free birth control... its called the pull out method... or swal...... moving on
     
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    dont worry about it
    i'm offended
     
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    This here is a perfect example of what could be prevented, if someone had put butter on the stairs, or executed a proper falcon punch.
     
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    ?????????
     
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    In before the ban/closing of the thread.

    Could have at least tried to tell a funnier one if you thought his was so bad...
     
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    UR MOM!!!
     
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    that's raciest
     
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    i hate white people.

    i hate everyone else too, though.

    ib4tl
     
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    oh that's so raciest.....
     
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    that's so spelled wrong.

    I heard he hates babies too.
     
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    damnit fobia, did you stop using speelcheckar?
     
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    yeah. i'm a free bird now. i quit spell check
     
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    everyone should have to be sensitive to my grammatical errors. should be a law.
     
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    might have to talk to my buddy Al franken about it... he would pass it.
     
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    We'd all be the butt of this joke if that were a law
     
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    its only fair.
     
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    Stuck could have been prevented...from existing...

    bazinga
     
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    Dern tootin he would. He'd pass it like a kidney stone.
     
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    I didnt promise the original joke would be funny... ;)
     
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    Oh, but it was. It REALLY was.
     
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