With some of the epic pricing going on around here I figured I'd try to sell off some of my most prised possessions. 1st: Box of kleenex. Slightly used. Bin not included. I've added a lot of my DNA due to being sick for the last 4 days, which makes it more valuable. Sorry Sheen, no woopie in there as I already left that in your mom's bin. $22.51 2nd: Dasani water. Bought at the famous Pantages theater. This bottle saw the musical "Cabaret". Water was drank by my wife then refilled in the drinking fountain. $17 + $.10 for recycling refund. 3rd: Unexpired $5 off coupon at your local cub grocery store. This was mailed to my house and blessed by my hands. $8 Last but not least: A copy of Team Fortress 2 on Steam for PC. Enjoy the feeling of knowing you might get to play with me while I ravage you with my heavy eating SANDVICH all day long. $67.80
Im interested in your bottle of water, but i dont have any money....instead i have a half bottle of calming and moisturizing lotion i would trade. It has a "Satisfaction guarantee" and its also lavender smell ;D. Lmk when ya want to meet up.
If I buy them all at once can I possibly pay you a little extra? I know all of the work it took taking the kleenex's out of the box for me, that adds a few thousand $ of value. $17k is my final offer.
price on kleenex bin has gone up due to me filling it with MOAR KLEENEX. The newly added kleenex has aloe, making it more valuable. New Price: $31.26
Can you please paint the water bottle with some primer for an extra charge? How does three fiddy sound to you?
I will take the $5 coupon if only Cobb accepts it and can I get a discount if I buy 100 of those coupons?
How much for the kleenex with more DNA? I don't want to go back to Sheen's mom's house to collect it. Seeing as you racked up some miles, you should raise the price, it's clearly more dependable now that it's "broken in". Also, any possibility of Sophie poops or a slobbery buffalo? I'd be willing to trade a moldy "Cutie" tangerine.
